Funny Bacon Quotes
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Funny Bacon Quotes & Sayings
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His chin looked as though a farsighted person had attempted to sew two thickly cut pieces of bacon together in a dark room.
— Christopher Paul Curtis
I am a new universe beginning to expand.
— Scott Service
My philosophy has always been if I can learn just one thing from an article or book on writing, it's worth it.
— Writer's Digest Books
I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.
— Alonzo Bodden
I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
On so short an acquaintance remains shut up in his breast. His mother, I know, went to his door
— Henry James
Still, one does what one must.
— James A. Moore
Without friends the world is but a wilderness.
— Francis Bacon
You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.
— Casey Stengel
You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.
— Jim Gaffigan
...justice comes in many forms.
— Diane Chamberlain
I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.
— Jim Gaffigan