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I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
— Henny Youngman
Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!'
— Demetri Martin
To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.
— Gena Showalter
Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He's going to answer them.
— Becky Wade
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?
— Molly Harper
The funny thing about the mind is that if you ask a question and then listen quietly, the answer usually appears.
— Yongey Mingyur
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
— Charles M. Schulz
You laugh when I haven't been funny and you answer right off. You never stop to think whatI've asked you. — Ray Bradbury
At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader.
— Denis Markell
The upper hand is with those who are pushing regime change rather than those who are advocating more diplomacy.
— Richard N. Haass
I guess I can put two and two together.""Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two ... — Dashiell Hammett
I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.
— Mike Birbiglia
The answer to every problem involved penguins
— Rick Riordan
What kids are exposed to on television is more frightening and horrifying than what they see in my books.
— Chris Van Allsburg
Never answer anonymous letters.
— Yogi Berra
Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay. Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber. — Daniel Clowes
I've spared with demons from the Nine Hells themselves, I shall barely break a sweat here today.
— R.A. Salvatore
Most people settle in life with no satisfaction. Winners are satisfied without ever settling.
— Orrin Woodward
What sort of look are you going for?" Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. — Toni Blake
I have always been an independent voice for the folks in my district.
— Ann Kirkpatrick
Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.
— Tim Heaton
