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No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
— Rita Rudner
Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore.
— Lauren Oliver
Mardi Gras, baby. Mardi Gras. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
— David Cross
I've been loving you a long timeDown all the years, down all the days
And I've cried for all your troubles
Smiled at your funny little ways — Shane MacGowan
Ever heard of a demon getting sick?" Zavid'Of humans? All the time. It's what we live for" Livia — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, Spring back or Fall in.
— Dave Beard
We men had a meeting a long time ago, and we all decided, 'It's trousers'. And that's what we've worn ever since.
— Lisa Kleypas
You've been all black and white, like Kansas. It's time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors.
— Kaje Harper
Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.
— Denis Leary
It's funny how you can go for a long time in life not needing someone, and then you meet them and you suddenly need them all the time
— Meg Wolitzer
I don't think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas.
— Jenny Slate
Someone asked them to be quiet, so it's just a matter of a time before all hell breaks loose.
— Brian Andreas
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'
— Robin Williams
I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity.
— Ellen DeGeneres
It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.
— Liam Neeson
I had aimed at Mars and was about to hit Venus; unquestionably the all-time cosmic record for poor shots.
— Edgar Rice Burroughs
I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don't need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people. I laugh all the time.
— Jennifer Garner
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.
— Christopher Guest
Time's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and compressing, all depending on perspective.
— Lisa Genova
I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'
— Robert Pattinson
Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though.
— Robert DeCoteau
Webster said, 'Time them skeeters get done with that old man, his French blood will be all gone and he will speak American as good as we do.
— Peter Matthiessen
I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.
— Steven Wright
People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films.
— Kapil Sharma
I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.
— Martin Lawrence
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less!
— E.A. Bucchianeri
There is definitely a pressure for funny people to be funny. People want them to perform all the time.
— Marsha Thomason
How come I have too many things to do all the time ... ??
— Hiroko Sakai
Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you.
— Johnny Moscato
I should like to knock their silly heads together. What is the sense of laughing all the time? They are not saying anything funny.
— Agatha Christie
I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
— Chloe Grace Moretz
I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny.
— Mary-Kate Olsen
The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time.
— Brian Wilson
I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling?
— Ricky Gervais
It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out.
— Markus Zusak
I'm funny all the time. You just never knew until now.
— Jasinda Wilder
It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.
— Olivia Munn
I think for the foreseeable future, the truth is going to be awful and funny all at the same time.
— John Hodgman
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
— Cloris Leachman
