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I'd love to do a film with Mariah. But it would have to be a comedy. She's the funniest woman in the world, she just cracks me up all the time. — Nick Cannon

You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is FUNNY because you leave back all your MONEY. — R.v.m.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant. — Rita Rudner

When I was a kid, I used to watch 'Laurel and Hardy' with my cousins all the time. I still think they're extremely funny and so surreal. — David Chase

I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time. — Ben Stiller

Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore. — Lauren Oliver

Mardi Gras, baby. Mardi Gras. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

It's funny how a person can be right all the time and still be wrong. — Louis Sachar

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. — David Cross

I've been loving you a long time
Down all the years, down all the days
And I've cried for all your troubles
Smiled at your funny little ways — Shane MacGowan

Ever heard of a demon getting sick?" Zavid
'Of humans? All the time. It's what we live for" Livia — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, Spring back or Fall in. — Dave Beard

We men had a meeting a long time ago, and we all decided, 'It's trousers'. And that's what we've worn ever since. — Lisa Kleypas

Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don't feel bad. It happens all the time. — Robyn Carr

Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane — Rachel Caine

You've been all black and white, like Kansas. It's time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors. — Kaje Harper

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. — Denis Leary

It was funny how I could feel all alone and under surveillance at the same time. — Cory Doctorow

It's funny how you can go for a long time in life not needing someone, and then you meet them and you suddenly need them all the time — Meg Wolitzer

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

I don't think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas. — Jenny Slate

It's funny isn't it, how everything's changing all time. Nothing stays still. — Julia Green

It all came back to human time and utterly human impulses: in the end, gods did not appreciate godlike power, but humans did. — Neal Asher

Someone asked them to be quiet, so it's just a matter of a time before all hell breaks loose. — Brian Andreas

If I looked like him," Tara said. "I'd want to have sex with myself. All the time. — Jill Shalvis

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.' — Robin Williams

People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist ... how do we fix Africa?' — Bo Burnham

I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity. — Ellen DeGeneres

I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time. — Steve Martin

It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. — Liam Neeson

I had aimed at Mars and was about to hit Venus; unquestionably the all-time cosmic record for poor shots. — Edgar Rice Burroughs

I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don't need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people. I laugh all the time. — Jennifer Garner

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case. — Christopher Guest

Time's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and compressing, all depending on perspective. — Lisa Genova

I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' — Robert Pattinson

Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though. — Robert DeCoteau

Webster said, 'Time them skeeters get done with that old man, his French blood will be all gone and he will speak American as good as we do. — Peter Matthiessen

You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells. — H.M. Ward

I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life. — Laurie Halse Anderson

I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it — Paul McKenna

Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug. — Steven Wright

I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim

Time is a funny thing. It can take some people a whole lifetime before they realize they've been playing tug-of-war all by themselves. — Karen White

People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films. — Kapil Sharma

I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time. — Martin Lawrence

Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less! — E.A. Bucchianeri

There is definitely a pressure for funny people to be funny. People want them to perform all the time. — Marsha Thomason

Brad Pitt's role in 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' - I want to do that so bad! That's one of my favorite movies of all time, and that character was so funny. — Jessie Usher

How come I have too many things to do all the time ... ?? — Hiroko Sakai

Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you. — Johnny Moscato

I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens. — Marc Maron

I should like to knock their silly heads together. What is the sense of laughing all the time? They are not saying anything funny. — Agatha Christie

I make myself laugh all the time. I think I'm really funny. I do. — Mila Kunis

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. — W.C. Fields

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. — Chloe Grace Moretz

Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?
All the time. — Wendy Mass

I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny. — Mary-Kate Olsen

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. — Mark Ruffalo

The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time. — Brian Wilson

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. — Jack Handy

I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling? — Ricky Gervais

It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out. — Markus Zusak

I'm funny all the time. You just never knew until now. — Jasinda Wilder

Lord Carradice managed to look wicked, smug, and saintly, all at the same time. — Anne Gracie

It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time. — Olivia Munn

I think for the foreseeable future, the truth is going to be awful and funny all at the same time. — John Hodgman

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time. — Cloris Leachman

If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps? — Russell Brand