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Funny Airport Quotes By Andy Borowitz: The only way to explain how some people

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. — Andy Borowitz

Funny Airport Quotes By Frankie Boyle: As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers

As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years. — Frankie Boyle

Funny Airport Quotes By Kristen Schaal: The service at this airport restaurant is so

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost. — Kristen Schaal

Funny Airport Quotes By Dave Barry: I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank,

I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about. — Dave Barry

Funny Airport Quotes By Tom Arnold: My wife's nagging is like living near the

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold

Funny Airport Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I went to the airport, I put my

I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff. — Mitch Hedberg