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Funny Aging Quotes By Thomas Hobbes: When all the world is overcharged with inhabitants,

When all the world is overcharged with inhabitants, then the last remedy of all is war, which provideth for every man, by victory or death. — Thomas Hobbes

Funny Aging Quotes By Jeff W. Horton: It was the storm that would forever change

It was the storm that would forever change the course of human destiny. — Jeff W. Horton

Funny Aging Quotes By Bauvard: If all women revealed their age, men would

If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other. — Bauvard

Funny Aging Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: ...beer makes people deaf...

...beer makes people deaf... — Maggie Stiefvater

Funny Aging Quotes By James Dashner: I hated the place, Tommy. I hated every

I hated the place, Tommy. I hated every second of every day. And it was all ... your ... fault! — James Dashner

Funny Aging Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I told my doctor I wonna stop aging,

I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun! — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Aging Quotes By Harry Shum Jr.: I know what my talents are, and at

I know what my talents are, and at the end of the day I'm an actor who can dance. — Harry Shum Jr.

Funny Aging Quotes By Agnes Denes: People don't hurt what they love.

People don't hurt what they love. — Agnes Denes

Funny Aging Quotes By Anne Tyler: I'm falling into disrepair

I'm falling into disrepair — Anne Tyler

Funny Aging Quotes By Tracey Ullman: As I get older, I just prefer to

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. — Tracey Ullman

Funny Aging Quotes By Aimee Bender: An old man with overalls walked by; I

An old man with overalls walked by; I don't think old people should wear overalls; it makes them look like shrivelly toddlers. — Aimee Bender

Funny Aging Quotes By James Dashner: Let's hope my aging brain hasn't failed us."

Let's hope my aging brain hasn't failed us." "Yes," Lana added. "Let's hope we're not in Canada or Mexico by now." "Very funny. — James Dashner

Funny Aging Quotes By Joan Rivers: There is nothing funny about aging: It is

There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention. — Joan Rivers

Funny Aging Quotes By Will Rogers: You know you are getting old when everything

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. — Will Rogers

Funny Aging Quotes By Richard W. Perhacs: My favorite quote...from Alfred Hitchcock, of all people..."A

My favorite quote...from Alfred Hitchcock, of all people...

"A great story is life with the dull parts taken out. — Richard W. Perhacs