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Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse. — T. S. Eliot
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse. — T. S. Eliot
Earth is the home of the living, not the dead.
— Charlaine Harris
I am waiting for a man to come in here and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that
— Patrick Marber
Anything above 40 is a little too old for me. I just look for a girl who is funny and has nice eyes and a smile.
— Justin Bieber
The movie's not over till everybody's dead.
— Denis Johnson
You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach ... but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?"
— Jim Gaffigan
Everyone has a common, yet unique, responsibility to the future: to make the most of today.
— William Arthur Ward
Sometimes we see what we want to, instead of what's in front of us. And sometimes, we don't see clearly at all.
— Jodi Picoult
I've had so many crushes on gay boys.
— Alicia Silverstone
When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.
— Jim Gaffigan
I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008.
— Mitch Hedberg
I couldn't believe it. That was the first time I had ever seen somebody celebrate for a whole 40-second clock. That was ridiculous.
— Charles Woodson
You quoted Oscar Wilde." I smiled.
Hayden laughed. "Yeah, that was, like, the height of geekdom."
"No. It was kind of cool. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Hayden laughed. "Yeah, that was, like, the height of geekdom."
"No. It was kind of cool. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
I remember the first book I bought, when I was about 11 ... Dad said, 'What have you got that for? What are libraries for?'
— Kenneth Branagh
God never got around to creating a substitute for experience.
— Adrian Rogers