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Funny 30 Quotes By Kevin Hart: Females will argue with you for 30 minutes

Females will argue with you for 30 minutes then be like , I aint even gonna argue with you! — Kevin Hart

Funny 30 Quotes By John Cena: Me Brock Lesnar. Here comes the pain. God

Me Brock Lesnar. Here comes the pain. God built me strong. Forget to give me brain. — John Cena

Funny 30 Quotes By Janette Grant: The earth belongs to Allah, we're just visitors

The earth belongs to Allah, we're just visitors - sojourners. — Janette Grant

Funny 30 Quotes By Alex Winter: Same thing, like my commercials are often times

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke. — Alex Winter

Funny 30 Quotes By Julie Powell: It was 10:30 in the morning and I

It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time. — Julie Powell

Funny 30 Quotes By Gary Keller: The reason we shouldn't pursue balance is that

The reason we shouldn't pursue balance is that the magic never happens in the middle; magic happens at the extremes. — Gary Keller

Funny 30 Quotes By Bill Watterson: Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then? — Bill Watterson

Funny 30 Quotes By Justin Gatlin: I don't want to leave the sport saying

I don't want to leave the sport saying I could have run faster. I just want to be tapped out, like I gave it my all. — Justin Gatlin

Funny 30 Quotes By Carrie Fisher: I want someone to love and treasure and

I want someone to love and treasure and overwhelm. — Carrie Fisher

Funny 30 Quotes By Lorne Michaels: The show doesn't go on because it's ready;

The show doesn't go on because it's ready; it goes on because it's 11:30. — Lorne Michaels

Funny 30 Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Our reaction does not cancel the meaning of

Our reaction does not cancel the meaning of their existence because every creation serves a definite purpose — Sunday Adelaja

Funny 30 Quotes By Zack Snyder: I do like Superman as a character, and

I do like Superman as a character, and I have followed him throughout the years. — Zack Snyder

Funny 30 Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: I'm a big boy, but I can get

I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds. — Gabriel Iglesias

Funny 30 Quotes By Jens Lehmann: To be sitting on the bench behind somebody

To be sitting on the bench behind somebody who only started to play when he was 30 is not funny. — Jens Lehmann

Funny 30 Quotes By Steven Johnson: Darwin was constantly rereading his notes, discovering new

Darwin was constantly rereading his notes, discovering new implications. — Steven Johnson

Funny 30 Quotes By Richard Dawkins: I didn't have a very starry school career,

I didn't have a very starry school career, I was medium to above average, nothing special. — Richard Dawkins

Funny 30 Quotes By Harold Ramis: Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh.

Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage ... there's no telling him what's funny. — Harold Ramis