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Funniest Shortest Quotes By Harold Howe: What a school thinks about its library is

What a school thinks about its library is a measure of what it feels about education. — Harold Howe

Funniest Shortest Quotes By M.J. Chrisman: It is you I foreknew and have predestined

It is you I foreknew and have predestined for such a time as this. Just as My heart has so eagerly chosen you, William Ore, you must also choose me. — M.J. Chrisman

Funniest Shortest Quotes By J.K. Rowling: World Cup. "It's got to be Ireland," said

World Cup. "It's got to be Ireland," said Charlie thickly, through a mouthful of potato. "They flattened Peru in the semifinals. — J.K. Rowling

Funniest Shortest Quotes By Tao Lin: A lot of people think I'm a vegan.

A lot of people think I'm a vegan. I'm not. — Tao Lin

Funniest Shortest Quotes By Lee Iacocca: It's a good thing god doesn't let you

It's a good thing god doesn't let you look a year or two into the future, or you might be sorely tempted to shoot yourself. — Lee Iacocca

Funniest Shortest Quotes By Thomas Ligotti: Violence without violation is only a noise heard

Violence without violation is only a noise heard by no one, the most horrendous sound in the universe. — Thomas Ligotti

Funniest Shortest Quotes By Ilona Andrews: I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't

I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy. — Ilona Andrews

Funniest Shortest Quotes By George Eliot: Thought Has joys apart, even in blackest woe,

Thought Has joys apart, even in blackest woe, And seizing some fine thread of verity Knows momentary godhead. — George Eliot

Funniest Shortest Quotes By Hannah Murray: I really like all of the characters in

I really like all of the characters in 'The Secret History' by Donna Tartt, especially Camilla, the one girl. I find her fascinating. — Hannah Murray

Funniest Shortest Quotes By Robert Walser: What we understand and love understands and loves

What we understand and love understands and loves us also. — Robert Walser

Funniest Shortest Quotes By William Mountford: It is our souls which are the everlastingness

It is our souls which are the everlastingness of God's purpose in this earth. — William Mountford

Funniest Shortest Quotes By Jennifer McMahon: I've never done a sequel - so far,

I've never done a sequel - so far, there have been too many new stories and characters calling my name. — Jennifer McMahon

Funniest Shortest Quotes By Benjamin Clementine: I'm not dismissing prostitutes, but a lot has

I'm not dismissing prostitutes, but a lot has changed. This so-called gentrification, it can never be stopped. — Benjamin Clementine

Funniest Shortest Quotes By Francine Rivers: This generation seems to see children as a

This generation seems to see children as a financial burden and responsibility to be avoided. — Francine Rivers