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Here's my most funniest joke, I'm broke. — Lil' Wayne

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? — Cecily Strong

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read. — Justin Halpern

What's the funniest play ever written? I used to think it was 'Noises Off,' but now that I've seen 'The Liar,' I'm not so sure. — Terry Teachout

George Hamilton is one of the funniest men I have ever known. — Britt Ekland

My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker. — Henry Louis Gates

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made. — Adam McKay

I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. — Tig Notaro

Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich. — Ambrose Bierce

He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes. — Sarah Jessica Parker

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. — George Bernard Shaw

My life is like an O Henry story ... the funniest girl in the world and the boy who never laughs. — Rainbow Rowell

It feels like when I write, it's intuitive. This is true of Frances, and it's true of this [The Funniest Movie Of The Summer]. — Greta Gerwig

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. — Homer

You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences. — Quentin Tarantino

What I try to do is always get the newest, funniest people in anything. — Allison Jones

Some people would say comedy draws from some dark places, from your dark stuff. Life's great optimists aren't necessarily the funniest people. — Colin Firth

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is
and it's me. — Homer

Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world. He might be even funnier when he's naked, but I'm afraid to find out. — Dave Barry

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny! — David Cross

I've always worried a lot. And frankly I'm good at it." The late Erma Bombeck, one of the funniest women ever. — Catherine Robertson

Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of. — Maya Angelou

[On the ERA Equality March:] It's the funniest thing. I don't feel there's any discrimination. I know my husband feels that way. — Pat Nixon

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. — Darrell Hammond

Johnston's books are beautifully written and among the funniest I have ever read. — Annie Dillard

That's the funniest thing of all about attraction. It can be so torturous, but you can look forward to it so much. It's an exquisite kind of torment. — Lauren Blakely

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be. — Seth Rogen

The funniest part of that joke is, 'say what you will about Hitler'.
-to Ricky Gervais on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee — Jerry Seinfeld

What I do know is that traditional gender roles are very real and flipping the norm is difficult for even the strongest, funniest, smartest men. — Patti Stanger

I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television. — Ronnie Barker

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! — Homer

I've killed some of the funniest fuckers I've ever met. — Karina Halle

I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.' — Seth Rogen

Van Ritzen is one of the funniest humans I've ever met. Read her book, laugh, lather, rinse, repeat. — Mark Leiren-Young

I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known. — Sarah Jessica Parker

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high. — Albert Brooks

Some of the funniest moments I've ever experienced have been in the midst of tragic situations in my life. — Sarah Polley

This impeccably researched study of the classic black insult game may be the funniest work of serious scholarship ever published. — Terry Teachout

I was asked about doing a nude shoot for men's magazine GQ. I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. — Julie Walters

Jimmy Fallon is one of the funniest son of a guns I've ever seen. — Christian Kane

This is the funniest book I've ever held in my hands.
Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical — Dave Barry

The funniest people are the saddest ones — Confucius

I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her. — Cristin Milioti

My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that. — Miranda Hart

I thought, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who'd really fought. I — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo, which was the punch line to the funniest Spanish joke I knew. Okay, the only one. Google it. — Cory Doctorow

And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste. — George Carlin

I had seen 'Avenue Q' off-Broadway back in 2003 and fell in love with it. I just thought it was the smartest, funniest thing I'd seen in a long time. — Rob McClure

Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there is. — Douglas Coupland

What was the funniest thing you ever saw your children do? — Vincent Staniforth

Creativity is all around us, and some of the funniest, most beautiful, and touching moments happen when you least expect it. — Bryce Dallas Howard

I think that music at inappropriate times with inappropriate volumes can be the funniest thing ever. — Ed Helms

We talkin' about practice? — Allen Iverson

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it. — Chevy Chase

Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W.C. Fields

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school. — Vanessa Bayer

The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it. — W.C. Fields

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be. — Maya Rudolph

Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women. — Rachel Bloom

I think the funniest stuff comes from the heaviest stuff. — Bill Maher

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all. — Muhammad Ali

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. — Russell Peters

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much. — Jemima Kirke

Conversations between friends are the craziest and funniest of all. — Mohith Agadi

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. — David Alan Grier

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear. — Paul Neilan

The nicest veterans in Schenectady, I thought, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who'd really fought. — Kurt Vonnegut

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Of all funny things, truth is the funniest. — Neel Burton

The funniest thing is that all the things every director goes through, I thought I could shortcut, but there was no getting around those issues. — George Clooney

Racing Stripes was so much fun to do. It's one of the funniest movies I've seen in a couple years. — Bruce Greenwood

My kids are the funniest two human beings there are. — Kevin Hart

When I was 3, my mom sent in a video of me singing George Strait to 'America's Funniest Home Videos.' — Austin Mahone

Cancer is funniest when discussed over breakfast. — Amelia Gray

The show was written just for us. We all thought we were the prettiest and the funniest. — Dixie Carter

The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice ... — Chetan Bhagat

Think of the funniest story from your life. Chances are, it was something awful at the time. — Gina Barreca

I am so proud that 'Up' is Pixar's 10th film. I think it's the funniest film that we've ever made and also one of the most beautiful. — John Lasseter

What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom

The thing that's great about those guys at Miramax is the Weinstein brothers. They are the two funniest guys I've ever met in my life. — Ted Demme

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. — George Carlin

Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world. — George Bernard Shaw

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest. — Meg Cabot

Cartoons are the best stuff on TV. 'Wonder Showzen,' 'Aqua Teen,' 'SpongeBob,' and, of course, 'South Park' - one of the funniest shows ever made. — Akiva Schaffer

Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around. — Adam McKay

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. — Mel Brooks