Funeral Humor Quotes
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Funeral Humor Quotes & Sayings
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When you are intelligent and beautiful you face a lot of problems. If you are beautiful and stupid then it's easy.
— Nawal El Saadawi
I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.
— Mike Birbiglia
My Corolla, sorry to report, was mortally wounded in the attack. There were no funeral plans at this time.
— Heather Webber
And you must always remember there's one good thing about being trapped down here: it'll save funeral expenses.
— C.S. Lewis
I never saw a dollar bill cry at anyone's funeral.
— J. Lincoln Fenn
Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I am too old a soldier to believe that. Hoster will be chiding me about the Redwyne girl even as we light his funeral pyre, damn his bones.
— George R R Martin
She would die faking her death. All she could think about was how much Marius would laugh at her funeral.
— Emma Clifton
Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.
— J.K. Rowling
Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.
— Jerome K. Jerome
I hope you die ... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse. — Michael Ian Black
It makes no difference what you wear, really. I'll put you in a dark grey. I believe I have some left over from a funeral. says the dressmaker.
— Maryrose Wood
Nice day for a funeral.
— Anthony Horowitz
I might die if I forget how to breathe.
— Miranda Cosgrove
We always emerge from the death of a loved one like a phoenix arising from its funeral pyre.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
I don't get nervous.
— Danny Bautista