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When you are intelligent and beautiful you face a lot of problems. If you are beautiful and stupid then it's easy. — Nawal El Saadawi

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky. — Mike Birbiglia

My Corolla, sorry to report, was mortally wounded in the attack. There were no funeral plans at this time. — Heather Webber

When girls scream my name and start crying, I blush like crazy. — Ansel Elgort

And you must always remember there's one good thing about being trapped down here: it'll save funeral expenses. — C.S. Lewis

After all, whistling put everyone at ease. Unless it was a funeral dirge. But he didn't want to think about that." Montague. — M.H. Snowy

I never saw a dollar bill cry at anyone's funeral. — J. Lincoln Fenn

Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I win at golf. I'm a club champion many times at different clubs. I win at golf. I can sink the three-footer on the 18th hole when others can't. — Donald Trump

I am too old a soldier to believe that. Hoster will be chiding me about the Redwyne girl even as we light his funeral pyre, damn his bones. — George R R Martin

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain

She would die faking her death. All she could think about was how much Marius would laugh at her funeral. — Emma Clifton

Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march. — J.K. Rowling

Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. — Jerome K. Jerome

I hope you die ...
P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse. — Michael Ian Black

Never wear a top hat and tails and bring a saw to a funeral — Josh Stern

It makes no difference what you wear, really. I'll put you in a dark grey. I believe I have some left over from a funeral. says the dressmaker. — Maryrose Wood

Nice day for a funeral. — Anthony Horowitz

I might die if I forget how to breathe. — Miranda Cosgrove

You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my ear and I can't help but smile at that. Only he would use the word 'fuck' at my mom's funeral. — Nyrae Dawn

We always emerge from the death of a loved one like a phoenix arising from its funeral pyre. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

You can measure the depth of a person's awakening by how they serve others — Kukai

I don't get nervous. — Danny Bautista