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Artists are tuning forks. Their goal is to create resonance in the audience. — Bob Lefsetz

Intention appears to be something akin to a tuning fork, causing the tuning forks of other things in the universe to resonate at the same frequency — Lynne McTaggart

Whoa, whoa! Hold up, there, kid. She lives in Forks, remember? So she gets rained on. — Stephenie Meyer

Blaming guns for murder is like blaming forks for obesity. — Rush Limbaugh

Drive out Nature with a fork, she comes running back. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Food is much better off the hand than the fork. — Mario Batali

The Italians were eating with forks when the French were still eating each other. — Mario Batali

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. — Brendan Behan

You can't succeed coming to the potluck with only a fork. — Dave Liniger

I'm a tuning fork, tense and twanging all the time ... — Edna O'Brien

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? — George Carlin

I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it. — Larry Wall

Everything revolves around the fork. — Howard Lyman

One slice of key lime pie. Two forks.' I felt Todd's hand on my arm. 'You'll thank me later.' No doubt I would. — Ophelia London

They say fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives. — Jonathan Swift

So many knives and forks and spoons were not meant for a human being but for a centipede ... — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I'm a magician. I've learned to do some really cool tricks like levitating myself and melting forks. — Blake Michael

Eating soup with a fork: slow and messy. — Peter Schoomaker

Hunter Pence eats pizza with a fork. — Barack Obama

No rule of etiquette is of less importance than which fork we use. — Emily Post

When it comes to forks in the road, your heart always knows the answer, not your mind. — Marie Forleo

The sound of the harpsichord resembles that of a bird-cage played with toasting-forks. — Thomas Beecham

I don't have sleeves to carry handkerchiefs in,' said Damen. 'I wouldn't mind being given a knife.' 'Or a fork?' said Laurent. — C.S. Pacat

Chopsticks or no chopsticks, it was the Chinese who first used knives and forks. — L. M. Boyd

I began to wonder why we cuddle some animals and put a fork in others. — Henry Spira

A wood that smells of the sea. — Nina George

You can drive out nature with a pitch fork
But it always comes roaring back again. — Tom Waits

This world is half the devil's and my own, / Daft with the drug that's smoking in a girl / And curling round the bud that forks her eye. — Dylan Thomas

Fate isn't one straight road ... there are forks in it, many different routes to different ends. We have the free will to choose the path. — Dean Koontz

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me. — Mitch Hedberg

Since the kid-free time was so infrequent, she eagerly dove back into the world of Forks High School. — Melanie Codina

A lot of people don't have much food on their table. But they got a lot of forks 'n knives. And they got to cut somethin'. — Bob Dylan

Never count your chickens before you can stick a fork into them. — Christian McKay

But - drive out prejudice with a pitch-fork it will ever return. — H. P. Blavatsky

Forks are absurd, he scoffed. They insult your food. They make it think you're killing it twice. — Clare B. Dunkle

Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat. — Vince Vaughn

I won't leave forks in the dish rack overnight because I believe that the tines attract demonic energy. — Barbra Streisand

People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks. — John Kruk

Spoons are excellent. Sort of like forks, only not as stabby. — Neil Gaiman

With all these forks in the roads of our path, why do so many choose to take the knife? — Anthony Liccione

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair. — Emo Philips

All I care is what the boys at the forks of the creek think of me. — Huey Long

You bought me some forks. And knives. And spoons. Because you love me! — Sarah Dessen

Forks and spoons have probably done more to reconcile people who cannot agree than guns and bombs ever did — Theodore Zeldin

I'd rather be in Forks? I shop the HOB? What do these even mean?! — Anne Eliot

Forks was literally my personal hell on Earth. — Stephenie Meyer

I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal! You are using that machine to it's exact purpose! — Mitch Hedberg

I always want to be in love, always. It's like being a tuning fork. — Edna O'Brien

Forks ceased their perpendicular traveling. — Bess Aldrich

Time forks perpetually toward innumerable futures. In one of them I am your enemy. — Jorge Luis Borges

(forks did not appear until the late fourteenth century and weren't commonly used until the Renaissance). — Sherrilyn Kenyon

His teeth sang in their individual sockets like tuning forks, each one pitch-perfect and clear as ethanol. — William Gibson

Ideals are like tuning forks: sound them often to bring your life up to standard pitch. — S.D. Gordon

To be successful you can't show up to the potluck with just a fork. — Dave Liniger