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I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle." — Frank Carson

There's a huge difference between love and need. Someone who needs you will put themselves first. Someone who loves you will put you first. — Robert Dugoni

There's a deep fly ball ... Winfield goes back, back ... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base. — Jerry Coleman

That was like swatting June bugs off a fly. — Jerry Coleman

It's possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists fly aircraft into buildings they shout God is Great, what do atheists shout when they do it? — Martin Amis

Dear Fly,

I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! — Eddie Murphy

Just as the rain carries positive ions, so does change make you more apt to experience love with an expansive heart. — Julieanne O'Connor

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. — Mark Twain

You see, I may be trying to forget, but I still remember quite a lot. — Stephen King

Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down. — Jerry Coleman

A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time. — Mitch Hedberg

Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly into, and their broken bodies are evidence gathered too late. — Bryan Davis

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. — Douglas Adams

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! — Rodney Dangerfield

Eventually, I manage to cheer Mum up by allowing her to go through my wardrobe and criticize all my clothes ... — Helen Fielding

I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together. — Beck Anderson

I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least parachutes that pop out of our butts. — John Zakour

You don't mention death when it's hovering near someone you love. You don't want t attract the reaper's attention. — Amie Kaufman

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. — Mel Brooks

Being a mother is probably the hardest job in the world. I feel like, in a lot of ways, children come into the world to teach us. — Mariah Carey

You can't make it to God without interacting with the devil.
'The Adventures of Catrine and the Devil II — Stephan Attia

In private, I'm a hippie who follows Buddhism, does yoga, meditates and loves to dance wildly. — Laura Harring