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Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing.
— Trevor Noah
I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny.
— Nigel Cole
Even betting against myself, I could always find a way to lose.
— Jonathan Tropper
I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both.
— Michael W. Grimard
If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!
— Leah Broadby
Why...do you find this...distracting?
— Suzanne Collins
I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.
— Heather McDonald
That's for me to know, and for you to find out.
— Ally Carter
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
— Steven Wright
It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
— Steve McConnell
The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
— Darynda Jones
Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke.
— Alex Winter
It's a mystery why certain people find certain things funny.
— John C. Reilly
It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.
— Jake Gyllenhaal
On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.
— David Hyde Pierce
I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
— Tears For Fears
I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.
— David Cross
It's just ... how do I put this? Maybe it's just hard for me to imagine turning down something that's so much harder for someone like me to find.
— Liz Czukas
Because what you find to be beautiful, funny and heartbreaking in this world... is what I find to be beautiful, funny and heartbreaking in this world.
— Yumi Sakugawa
When you find something funny search it for hidden truth.
— George Bernard Shaw
It find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams.
— Julian Casablancas
Research for fiction is a funny thing: you go looking for one piece of information, and find something altogether different.
— Nell Freudenberger
Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came.
— Peter De Vries
Wakin' up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say.
— Gwen Stefani
People are just funny sometimes if you find the right character.
— Natalie Portman
This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.
— Kristen Schaal
If you're funny, you can find a stage to get on. If you're good, you'll start to get work and eventually get paid.
— Ted Alexandro
The funny thing is, I don't care too much. You think you love something so badly, but when it's gone you find out you don't care so much.
— Damon Galgut
A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
— Evelyn Waugh
Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny.
— Seth Green
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
— Carol Burnett
I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.
— Bruce Robinson
I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy.
— Eric Drooker
Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"
— Zach Galifianakis
There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them.
— Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin
It's not surprising that you wouldn't see that side of me on television, but in real life I find the world to be quite a funny place.
— Gwen Ifill
I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.
— Jennifer Aniston
The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together.
— Gene Shue
What happens, I think, is especially for comic effect you find something about yourself that you don't like. You exaggerate it, and it's funny.
— Wayne Knight
It's really funny, because if you make up words, then people project their own meanings onto it, which I find interesting.
— Aphex Twin
Have you had your first baby yet? I might have one myself, once they find a way for the man to carry it around the first nine months.
— Joe Haldeman
I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes.
— John Roberts
No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it.
— Jessica Day George
The only activity a cynic will find contagious is yawning, that is, with other people, at other people.
— Criss Jami
It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows.
— Ben Stiller
I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.
— Ricky Gervais
I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it, and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work, but it ain't easy.
— Madeline Kahn
Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
— Johnny Vegas
I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it.
— Patti LaBelle
I haven't played Hedda Gabler yet, but maybe if I did I might find the funny bits.
— Sophie Thompson
I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!
— Lisa Lampanelli
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
Jackie laughed, although she didn't find it funny. There are other reasons for laughter.
— Joseph Fink
It's nice to find people who live on the fringe, finding one another and she's just unrelentingly funny.
— Steve Carell
The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.
— Steve Coogan
I find it funny because people complain about Brooklyn becoming too hip, but would they prefer stock brokers or gunfights or something?
— Kemp Muhl
I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.
— Martin Lawrence
A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself.
— Matthew Lillard
Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course ... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.
— Steve Coogan
I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.
— Rowan Atkinson
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general.
— Jenji Kohan
I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy.
— George Takei
Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.
— Michelle Hodkin
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.
— Chris Messina
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
— Demetri Martin
I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check.
— Daniel Tosh
I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.
— Christian Bale
I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
— Daniel Craig
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
— Steven Wright
I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny.
— Will Ferrell
Mr. Monogamy doesn't find my shenanigans funny? Oh thank god, if you did I'd have to chuck it all and join a monastery.
— Kim Cormack
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
— Zach Galifianakis
You funny thing! So selfish, so practical. Never mind. I will not ask you to kill me, for you would surely find it an annoying task.
— Nisi Shawl
Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny.
— Padma Venkatraman
Always find the funny.
— Amy Susan Crohn
I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.
— Britney Spears
If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween ... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.
— Lewis Black
If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.
— Nathan Fielder
I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny.
— Michelle Pfeiffer