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Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing. — Trevor Noah

I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny. — Nigel Cole

What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? — M.D. Saperstein

Even betting against myself, I could always find a way to lose. — Jonathan Tropper

I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both. — Michael W. Grimard

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! — Leah Broadby

Why...do you find this...distracting? — Suzanne Collins

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny. — Heather McDonald

That's for me to know, and for you to find out. — Ally Carter

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it. — Steven Wright

I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive. — Ian McEwan

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it. — Jerry Coleman

It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free. — Steve McConnell

The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones

A man who does not think and plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door. — Confucius

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke. — Alex Winter

It's a mystery why certain people find certain things funny. — John C. Reilly

It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park. — Jake Gyllenhaal

On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny. — David Hyde Pierce

I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. — Tears For Fears

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage. — Bob Hope

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted. — David Cross

It's just ... how do I put this? Maybe it's just hard for me to imagine turning down something that's so much harder for someone like me to find. — Liz Czukas

Because what you find to be beautiful, funny and heartbreaking in this world... is what I find to be beautiful, funny and heartbreaking in this world. — Yumi Sakugawa

Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them. — Mae West

When you find something funny search it for hidden truth. — George Bernard Shaw

It find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams. — Julian Casablancas

Research for fiction is a funny thing: you go looking for one piece of information, and find something altogether different. — Nell Freudenberger

Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came. — Peter De Vries

Wakin' up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say. — Gwen Stefani

People are just funny sometimes if you find the right character. — Natalie Portman

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her. — Kristen Schaal

If you're funny, you can find a stage to get on. If you're good, you'll start to get work and eventually get paid. — Ted Alexandro

The funny thing is, I don't care too much. You think you love something so badly, but when it's gone you find out you don't care so much. — Damon Galgut

A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it. — Evelyn Waugh

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny. — Seth Green

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett

I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes. — Bruce Robinson

Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'? — Frankie Boyle

It is funny how our past comes back around to find us again. — Sarah Jio

I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy. — Eric Drooker

I don't think it's a contradiction to find painfulness funny. — Jill Soloway

Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!" — Zach Galifianakis

There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them. — Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin

It's not surprising that you wouldn't see that side of me on television, but in real life I find the world to be quite a funny place. — Gwen Ifill

Are there days when you find life terribly confusing?

Only when I have a girlfriend. — Erin McCahan

I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny. — Jennifer Aniston

The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together. — Gene Shue

What happens, I think, is especially for comic effect you find something about yourself that you don't like. You exaggerate it, and it's funny. — Wayne Knight

It's really funny, because if you make up words, then people project their own meanings onto it, which I find interesting. — Aphex Twin

Have you had your first baby yet? I might have one myself, once they find a way for the man to carry it around the first nine months. — Joe Haldeman

I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes. — John Roberts

No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it. — Jessica Day George

The only activity a cynic will find contagious is yawning, that is, with other people, at other people. — Criss Jami

It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows. — Ben Stiller

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all. — Ricky Gervais

I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it, and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work, but it ain't easy. — Madeline Kahn

Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn? — Bauvard

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine. — Johnny Vegas

I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it. — Patti LaBelle

I haven't played Hedda Gabler yet, but maybe if I did I might find the funny bits. — Sophie Thompson

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! — Lisa Lampanelli

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine. — David Cross

The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy? — Frankie Boyle

Jackie laughed, although she didn't find it funny. There are other reasons for laughter. — Joseph Fink

It's nice to find people who live on the fringe, finding one another and she's just unrelentingly funny. — Steve Carell

The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny. — Steve Coogan

I find it funny because people complain about Brooklyn becoming too hip, but would they prefer stock brokers or gunfights or something? — Kemp Muhl

I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time. — Martin Lawrence

A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself. — Matthew Lillard

Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course ... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady. — Steve Coogan

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it. — Rowan Atkinson

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington

First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general. — Jenji Kohan

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. — Michelle Hodkin

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. — Chris Messina

I try to find a way to make it comfortable or interesting or funny to me. — Owen Wilson

I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. — Simon Sinek

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. — Demetri Martin

If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away. — Greg Proops

I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check. — Daniel Tosh

I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them. — Daniel Tosh

I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job. — Christian Bale

I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations. — Daniel Craig

I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting. — Lucy Punch

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. — Steven Wright

I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny. — Will Ferrell

Mr. Monogamy doesn't find my shenanigans funny? Oh thank god, if you did I'd have to chuck it all and join a monastery. — Kim Cormack

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life. — Zach Galifianakis

You funny thing! So selfish, so practical. Never mind. I will not ask you to kill me, for you would surely find it an annoying task. — Nisi Shawl

Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny. — Padma Venkatraman

Always find the funny. — Amy Susan Crohn

I find it so funny that people find me so interesting. — Britney Spears

Trying to make her angry is like trying to find a corner on a bowling ball. — Craig McLay

If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween ... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you. — Lewis Black

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason. — Nathan Fielder

I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny. — Michelle Pfeiffer

The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees. — Sophie Kinsella

It's funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with. — Jennifer Lopez