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Female Comedians Quotes By Hasan Minhaj: Aditi is a comedy superstar over in India.

Aditi is a comedy superstar over in India. She's only one of three female English-speaking comedians in India. — Hasan Minhaj

Female Comedians Quotes By Marianne Wiggins: I don't remember being a child, and that's

I don't remember being a child, and that's why I think I'm so child-like now in my unending curiosity and approach to life. — Marianne Wiggins

Female Comedians Quotes By Eva Jessye: You should not suffer the past. You should

You should not suffer the past. You should be able to wear it like a loose garment, take it off and let it drop. — Eva Jessye

Female Comedians Quotes By Ann Voskamp: Please hear me, Girl: The world has enough

Please hear me, Girl: The world has enough women who know how to do their hair. It needs women who know how to do hard and holy things. — Ann Voskamp

Female Comedians Quotes By Ilana Glazer: I think it's kind of crazy that we're

I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack. — Ilana Glazer

Female Comedians Quotes By Lucia Berlin: Anybody says he knows just how someone else

Anybody says he knows just how someone else feels is a fool. — Lucia Berlin

Female Comedians Quotes By Chris Gethard: Many comedians - both male and female -

Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule. — Chris Gethard

Female Comedians Quotes By Jen Kirkman: The women doing comedy do not even think

The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians. — Jen Kirkman

Female Comedians Quotes By Jorma Taccone: Something I always admire, especially in female comedians,

Something I always admire, especially in female comedians, is that they're willing to make themselves look terrible. — Jorma Taccone

Female Comedians Quotes By Mindy Kaling: I think a lot of people compare female

I think a lot of people compare female writers or female comedians to each other in a way that men are not. Male comedy writers are not scrutinized. — Mindy Kaling

Female Comedians Quotes By Queen Victoria: [To the bishop who suggested the widowed queen

[To the bishop who suggested the widowed queen now consider herself 'as married to Christ':] That's what I call twaddle! — Queen Victoria

Female Comedians Quotes By Ian Fleming: If one could be right every hand, none

If one could be right every hand, none of us would be here,' he said philosophically. — Ian Fleming

Female Comedians Quotes By Sandra Lake: Young, new moms need coffee to survive. Older

Young, new moms need coffee to survive. Older moms with teenagers need cocktails. — Sandra Lake

Female Comedians Quotes By Gabriel King: Only me, eh? Is that how you see

Only me, eh? Is that how you see yourself? Only you is worth a good deal more than you think. — Gabriel King

Female Comedians Quotes By Audrey MacLean: I'm just not entirely sure how to gauge

I'm just not entirely sure how to gauge the faddiness of the Internet. — Audrey MacLean

Female Comedians Quotes By Melinda K. Trotter: Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my

Toilet paper unrolled and slithered
then wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter

Female Comedians Quotes By Jimmy Smith: I played with Eddie Taylor's son, Tim Taylor

I played with Eddie Taylor's son, Tim Taylor and Carey Bells son Lurie Bell. — Jimmy Smith

Female Comedians Quotes By Sanober Khan: A single poem, alonecan turn tidesscatter galaxiesand burst

A single poem, alone
can turn tides
scatter galaxies
and burst forth with rivers
from paradise. — Sanober Khan

Female Comedians Quotes By Terry Bradshaw: It's obvious that my brain isn't what it

It's obvious that my brain isn't what it used to be. — Terry Bradshaw