Farts Quotes
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Farts Quotes & Sayings
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You're all mad for words. Words are just farts from a lot of fools who have swallowed too many books. Give me things!
— Robertson Davies
Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else ...
— Demetri Martin
A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.
— Helen Landalf
Kids are like farts in that way. They never seem to bother the owner as much as they bother everyone else.
— Karl Pilkington
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
— Jessica Simpson
a bag of wet farts. But
— Pierce Brown
These days if I ate three bites of a Blizzard, that Blizzard would turn into a tornado of farts.
— Mamrie Hart
EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!
— Dylan Moran
You stuck listening devices all over the dachaeven in the bathroom. You spend the people's money to eavesdrop on my farts. — Nikita Khrushchev
It goes on top and breaks down, It can emit a high or low sound.
Each atom of such noisy chute
Exhale the aroma of a ripe fruit. — Ana Claudia Antunes
Earth's flaming farts, it worked!
— N.K. Jemisin
A man who farts in bed . . . is a man who loves life.
— Muriel Barbery
Ridge: Better. I can't hear my own farts, so sometimes I'll forget that other people can hear them.
— Colleen Hoover
Farts are just the ghosts of the things we ate.
— Jane Austen
Today, I made a log of farts.
— Esther Pearl Watson
Farts demand to be passed," Augustus said, which was a line from A Posterior Affliction.
— Adam Aarons
Males and farts. Any species, any planet, didn't matter. We
— Ilona Andrews
...it was like finding a brother who farts in key.
— Dale McGowan
A fart in the face is love.
— James Kidd
Oh for God's sake, Jack, lighten up. You know the old saying. Every man loves the smell of his own farts." In
— Jake Needham
Thanks for agreeing to watch Fat Rabbit. Hope you're prepared for lots of farts in your future. From the dog, of course.
— Karina Halle
I doubt he'd give me the smell from his farts - no, tell a lie: in that one respect he's being more than generous.
— Ian Rankin
Don't let the elegance act fool you," Varen said, drawing out his notepad. "She farts.
— Kelly Creagh
The smell of life." "The smell of farts.
— Lev Grossman
If the game is run properly as a professional game, you do not need 57 old farts running rugby.
— Will Carling
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts.
— J.E. Haldeman
Words are just farts from a lot of fools who have swallowed too many books.
— Robertson Davies
You know why farts smell?" "I don't." "So the deaf can enjoy them too.
— Bernard Cornwell
The rest of the guys in Sabbath became boring old farts, and there I was, this crazy guy, still into wrecking hotel rooms and having parties.
— Ozzy Osbourne
Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
— Tina Fey
I will never write anything better than Homestuck. Nigger farts! Jews: Kill them all.
— Andrew Hussie
Did I not tell you earlier that a Jew is such a noble, precious jewel that God and all the angels dance when he farts?
— Martin Luther
If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.
— Richard B. Knight
She loved dogs, New York, television, children, friendship, sex, laughing, heartbreaking songs, marijuana, farts, and cuddling.
— Sarah Silverman
Besides, when you say you're a feminist it annoys the bigots and the old farts and the prissy ladies so much, it's kind of irresistible.
— Ursula K. Le Guin
I have a playlist of farts on my phone.
— Lena Headey
Narinder squeezed the giant bottle of washing-up liquid until her fingers touched through the plastic. All she got was bubbles and farts.
— Sunjeev Sahota
When an octopus farts, it can't hide it.
— Gemma Elwin Harris
Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.
— Jennifer Lynn Barnes
No matter how politely one says it, we owe our existence to the farts of blue-green algae.
— Diane Ackerman
A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this.
— Robert Bly
The idea of spending another six hours with Leon and his farts was more than I could take.
— John Scalzi
You're talking farts, not words!
— Luo Guanzhong
Adverse winds are holding mad Christmas in him, boys.
— Herman Melville
You're not crazy. And yes, cow farts chase the fog away. The only problem is the smell.
— L.R.W. Lee
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
— Craig Benzine
I am happy everywhere except in places where I see glitz and rich farts. I am happiest in Brooklyn, where the concentration of rich farts is minimal.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Farting, don't think, just fart.
— John Cage
You know things are weird when you start appreciating your farts.
— John Corey Whaley
It's all saturated in sweat, pubes, and vegan farts!" Dennis
— Michelle Garza
Most people enjoy the sight of their own handwriting as they enjoy the smell of their own farts.
— W. H. Auden
And then all of a sudden she let out the biggest, loudest, smelliest fart in the history of farts. Mom
— R.J. Palacio
So I'm standing there, holding a googly-eyed can of beans as it shakes and loudly farts the birthday song to me in a gas station.
— Jenny Lawson
Warren made bursting noises under the bed. A rancorous stench. Dog Farts Fell Family of Four.
— Annie Proulx
Bloated software causes IT stress farts.
— Kevin Focke
Hey guys, stop locking antlers. The smell of testosterone is overriding the farts.
— Lisa Marie Rice
Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated.
— John Barbirolli
Have you been sniffing fairy farts?
— Kim Harrison
The coaches stunk of coal smoke and rationed tobacco and rationed booze and the farts of people eating wartime food.
— Kurt Vonnegut
I'm only interested in heavy metal when it's me who's playing it. I suppose it's a bit like smelling your own farts.
— John Entwistle
Readers of my online journal - I refuse to use the word blog because it sounds like something that lives on a riverbed and communicates through farts
— Yahtzee Croshaw
Kangaroo farts, as fate would have it, don't contain methane.
— Steven D. Levitt
Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
— Mark Hoppus
