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Farts Are Like Quotes By Helen Landalf: Sounds like your life just let out a

Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts. — Helen Landalf

Farts Are Like Quotes By Karl Pilkington: Kids are like farts in that way. They

Kids are like farts in that way. They never seem to bother the owner as much as they bother everyone else. — Karl Pilkington

Farts Are Like Quotes By Caroline Hemingway: Bad writing is better than never writing. Bad

Bad writing is better than never writing. Bad writing can be improved, but if you never write, you'll never improve. — Caroline Hemingway

Farts Are Like Quotes By Bill Condon: Kinsey was six foot five, and he had

Kinsey was six foot five, and he had this leader of men quality. — Bill Condon

Farts Are Like Quotes By Marty Rubin: In life, we have common experiences; in art,

In life, we have common experiences; in art, uncommon ones. — Marty Rubin

Farts Are Like Quotes By Allen Klein: The studies indicate that focusing our attention on

The studies indicate that focusing our attention on someone else, takes our mind off of our own problems. We stay healthier and thereby live longer. — Allen Klein

Farts Are Like Quotes By Nina Raine: Envy is like farts? BELLA. Everyone suffers from

Envy is like farts? BELLA. Everyone suffers from it. But, if you let it out . . . you don't smell very nice. And everyone moves away from you. — Nina Raine

Farts Are Like Quotes By John Entwistle: I'm only interested in heavy metal when it's

I'm only interested in heavy metal when it's me who's playing it. I suppose it's a bit like smelling your own farts. — John Entwistle

Farts Are Like Quotes By Yahtzee Croshaw: Readers of my online journal - I refuse

Readers of my online journal - I refuse to use the word blog because it sounds like something that lives on a riverbed and communicates through farts — Yahtzee Croshaw

Farts Are Like Quotes By Carl Barron: My dad was proud of himself when he

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron

Farts Are Like Quotes By Dale McGowan: It was like finding a long-lost brother who

It was like finding a long-lost brother who farts in the same key. — Dale McGowan

Farts Are Like Quotes By Jasper Johns: I'm working in my mind.

I'm working in my mind. — Jasper Johns

Farts Are Like Quotes By Dale McGowan: ...it was like finding a brother who farts

...it was like finding a brother who farts in key. — Dale McGowan