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Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts. — Helen Landalf

Kids are like farts in that way. They never seem to bother the owner as much as they bother everyone else. — Karl Pilkington

Bad writing is better than never writing. Bad writing can be improved, but if you never write, you'll never improve. — Caroline Hemingway

Kinsey was six foot five, and he had this leader of men quality. — Bill Condon

In life, we have common experiences; in art, uncommon ones. — Marty Rubin

The studies indicate that focusing our attention on someone else, takes our mind off of our own problems. We stay healthier and thereby live longer. — Allen Klein

Envy is like farts? BELLA. Everyone suffers from it. But, if you let it out . . . you don't smell very nice. And everyone moves away from you. — Nina Raine

I'm only interested in heavy metal when it's me who's playing it. I suppose it's a bit like smelling your own farts. — John Entwistle

Readers of my online journal - I refuse to use the word blog because it sounds like something that lives on a riverbed and communicates through farts — Yahtzee Croshaw

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron

It was like finding a long-lost brother who farts in the same key. — Dale McGowan

I'm working in my mind. — Jasper Johns

...it was like finding a brother who farts in key. — Dale McGowan