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Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else ... — Demetri Martin

Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke. — Katy Perry

It goes on top and breaks down,
It can emit a high or low sound.
Each atom of such noisy chute
Exhale the aroma of a ripe fruit. — Ana Claudia Antunes

When you live by understanding, you will not be fooled any longer — Sunday Adelaja

Well, sir, if I could grow apples like that, I would call myself a gardener. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Art is not truth; art is the lie which makes us see the truth. — Pablo Picasso

I taught myself to drive. I hope that the child in me never dies. — Tom Glazer

We are all a quarter good, a quarter bad, a quarter animal and a quarter child which equals a whole bunch of crazy. — Cara Delevingne

The source of pain in romantic relationships is the lack of awareness about men and women different intrinsic natures. — Linda Alfiori

[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. — Gwyneth Paltrow

If you won't talk about yourself, at least compliment the audience. Just keep turning it back around, all right. Gush. — Suzanne Collins

What's all this about yanking poor Magnus and Alec back from their vacation?" Isabelle demanded. "They have opera tickets! — Cassandra Clare

The best math lesson we can teach college students this year is to subtract a tuition increase and benefit from the dividends of higher education. — Jodi Rell

From a thread of sky
to the warp and weft of your being
You're beautiful, graceful,
like no other;
You're pretty damn good as you are. — Imogen Heap

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke. — Harold Ramis

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. — Jenny Eclair

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper