Famous Funny Legal Quotes

We all have that chance to change the future. — Erin Trejo

It's just so sensual, watching her crack eggs and beat them up, god, now I sound like a kinky bastard. — Megan Keith

Will localizes us, thought universalizes us. — Henri Frederic Amiel

I proved to myself that if I believe in something and set my mind to it I could actually accomplish it. — Salma Hayek

She let her practice speak through her body. She was a stalk of bamboo. She was a summer storm. She was a whirlwind. She was made for this. — Ramez Naam

To see the years touch ye gives me joy", he whispered, "for it means that ye live. — Diana Gabaldon

Here's something you never hear: Now that I've worked through all my emotional issues, I'm free to dedicate my life to ventriloquism! — Dana Gould

The rich are obscure to us, finding ways to be unhappy when all the normal causes of unhappiness are removed. — Salman Rushdie

O what is life, if we must hold it thus as wind-blown sparks hold momentary fire? — Ada Cambridge