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Family Is Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Get in my way again, boy, and you're Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Family Is Funny Quotes By Paul Lynde: I sang in the choir for years, even I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. — Paul Lynde
Family Is Funny Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: By the time we get to church, I By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family. — Jeff Foxworthy
Family Is Funny Quotes By Melanie Finn: Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn
Family Is Funny Quotes By Zach Braff: I had a very funny family. I had a very funny family. — Zach Braff
Family Is Funny Quotes By Kshitij Bhatia: Data is your Beta... Data is your Beta... — Kshitij Bhatia
Family Is Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My cousin is gay, I always tell him My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section. — Rodney Dangerfield
Family Is Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I looked up my family tree and found I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. — Rodney Dangerfield
Family Is Funny Quotes By Libba Bray: You set fire to my house, killed my You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far. — Libba Bray
Family Is Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Fat people are funny ... until obesity pays Fat people are funny ... until obesity pays your loved one a visit. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Family Is Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: I wish my brother would learn a trade, I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of. — Henny Youngman
Family Is Funny Quotes By Bruce White: Friends are what God gives you to make Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family. — Bruce White
Family Is Funny Quotes By Patrick Ness: Funny how you can forget that every family Funny how you can forget that every family isn't like yours. — Patrick Ness
Family Is Funny Quotes By Meg Cabot: We were a very funny family. Humour was We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest. — Meg Cabot
Family Is Funny Quotes By Karl Pilkington: It's just hassle of having friends and family It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that. — Karl Pilkington
Family Is Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: My family isn't really Italian. We're more like My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian. — Mike Birbiglia
Family Is Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman
Family Is Funny Quotes By Wanda Sykes: I have a funny family, but none of I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. — Wanda Sykes
Family Is Funny Quotes By Martha Plimpton: It's not common for a woman on television, It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil. — Martha Plimpton
Family Is Funny Quotes By Andrea Speed: Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it's Focus Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it's Focus On The Family or some Satanic organization like? — Andrea Speed
Family Is Funny Quotes By William Goldman: Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor. — William Goldman
Family Is Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: My son is 21. He'll be 22 if My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him. — Henny Youngman
Family Is Funny Quotes By Nick Kroll: My friends and family always thought I was My friends and family always thought I was pretty funny, but I don't know if they thought I was get-my-own-show funny. — Nick Kroll
Family Is Funny Quotes By Janvier Chouteu-Chando: Life is a mighty joke that is not Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Family Is Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I don't drink a lot. My family calls I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy. — Mike Birbiglia
Family Is Funny Quotes By Frank Carson: I come from a family of musicians. Even I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer. — Frank Carson
Family Is Funny Quotes By Holly Hood: Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father. — Holly Hood
Family Is Funny Quotes By Bauvard: Some people won't have kids, but I'm not Some people won't have kids, but I'm not going to have parents. I'm burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight. — Bauvard
Family Is Funny Quotes By Moby: Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue. — Moby
Family Is Funny Quotes By Kim Fields: It's funny how God will just keep using It's funny how God will just keep using you, and our motto around our family forever has been, 'Just let Him use you.' — Kim Fields
Family Is Funny Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: Nothing in life is fun for the whole Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. — Jerry Seinfeld
Family Is Funny Quotes By Dakota Dawn: Women were created gullible. It they weren't no Women were created gullible. It they weren't no babies would be born. — Dakota Dawn
Family Is Funny Quotes By Robert Brault: A family is a group of people who A family is a group of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid. — Robert Brault
Family Is Funny Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: She says screens are the cigarettes of our She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late. — Sophie Kinsella
Family Is Funny Quotes By Doug Solter: I love family reunions. Maybe next year we I love family reunions. Maybe next year we could pass out samurai swords. — Doug Solter
Family Is Funny Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: My whole family can talk. They are all My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny. — P. J. O'Rourke
Family Is Funny Quotes By Denis Markell: At this moment, I know that the answer At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader. — Denis Markell
Family Is Funny Quotes By Joel Parkinson: It's funny, 'cause you think surfing is your It's funny, 'cause you think surfing is your whole life, but then when you make a family it seems like it's not at all. — Joel Parkinson
Family Is Funny Quotes By Michael Keaton: There just is not one person in my There just is not one person in my family who is not funny. — Michael Keaton
Family Is Funny Quotes By Julian Mitchell: Freud is all nonsense; the secret of neurosis Freud is all nonsense; the secret of neurosis is to be found in the family battle of wills to see who can refuse the longest to help with the dishes. — Julian Mitchell
Family Is Funny Quotes By Russell M. Nelson: The only duration of family life that satisfies The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever. — Russell M. Nelson