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It is our choices that define us, not our abilities.
— Michelle Hodkin
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
— Erma Bombeck
Express yourself, put stuff down on tape, and see what lives.
— Travis Barker
If you believe you can do something, then you can acquire the ability to do it even if you didn't have it in the beginning.
— Josh Billings
You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
— Erma Bombeck
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
— Erma Bombeck
I look forward to the day when a mongolian idiot, treated biochemically, becomes a successful geneticist.
— Jerome Lejeune
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children.
— Erma Bombeck
Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.
— Erma Bombeck
Let understanding, compassion, and kindness be the foundation of our religion and Earth be our place of worship.
— Charles F. Glassman
more smoothly than you have done this
— Elizabeth Chater
I wonder, now - yes, why not - unusual combination - holly and phoenix feather, eleven inches, nice and supple.
— J.K. Rowling
You want to know the hardest thing about being smart?
What?
I pretty much always know what's going to happen next; there's no suspense. — Billy Bob Thornton
What?
I pretty much always know what's going to happen next; there's no suspense. — Billy Bob Thornton
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
— Erma Bombeck
Self-worth takes you further than net worth.
— Matshona Dhliwayo