Chris Kattan Quotes

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

I'm fine with the life I have.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man, I'm fine with that.

It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself.

I like women who are okay with who they are.

Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.

In Hollywood, what they last saw you in is what you are. It's hard to break away from that.

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

In Hollywood, moviemaking used to be about escaping reality to go to the movies.

Yes, this is Mango himself. Listen I'm terribly busy and don't have time for a phone interview right now.

I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

I'm not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it's nice to realize that your little pocket of the world isn't the whole world.

If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live.

It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India.