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She gave him a cold and enraged glare. 'You are so pathetic, you make me want to vomit. — Morgan Rhodes

The more you give the less your poor — Benny Bellamacina

It was as if when he left he'd taken some of the screws that held her together and now all she could do was walk around all wonky and falling apart — Virginia Macgregor

From whichever direction or from whoever the light comes to you, always welcome it! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. — Malin Akerman

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep. — James M. Loy

The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards. — Steven Wright

I found in investigative journalism it is always best, if you have any language skills, not to admit them. — Julian Assange

I've always kinda wanted to work with Morgan Freeman, Tom Cruise, and people like that. Probably Will Smith, too. — Cayden Boyd

It is difficult to write a paradiso when all the superficial indications are that you ought to write an apocalypse. — Ezra Pound

I'm falling into disrepair — Anne Tyler

Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender! — Daniel Nayeri

Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend. — Elizabeth C. Bunce

I like reading ... French, Russian classics - Gogol, Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky, Flaubert. I also like Hemingway, Virginia Woolf. — Andrea Bocelli

I didn't respond to that. I'm not scared of heights. I'm just scared of falling from heights. — John Zakour

We were both having a laugh attack, so the main challenge became to avoid falling into our own excrements. — John Duover

There does come a point when you have to acknowledge you're no longer postponing something and you really have made a choice. — Susan Sontag

You're flying Buzz! No Woody we're falling in style! — Walt Disney Company

christmas is a time when you get homesick-even when you're home. — Carol Nelson

I agree that someone falling down is really funny, and I can go on YouTube and watch people falling. It makes me laugh. — Nathan Fielder

You cannot win if you're not at the table. You have to be where the action is. — Ben Stein

The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life. — Kristen Callihan

Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed. — Shannon Hale

I have my hands full with my kids and so romance is not high on my list of priorities. — Pamela Anderson

Painting a picture is like trying to fight a battle. — Winston Churchill

Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name. — Jasinda Wilder

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily

Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two. — Danielle Lee Zwissler

The one thing that 'Via Dolorosa' has is no opinions. To me, curiosity is 50 times as valuable as opinion. — David Hare

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. — Adam Ferrara

I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. — Mark Watson