Eyes Funny Quotes

Collection of top 62 famous quotes about Eyes Funny

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Eyes Funny Quotes By George Takei: I do find things funny. When you see I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei
Eyes Funny Quotes By Frank Lloyd Wright: TV is chewing gum for the eyes. TV is chewing gum for the eyes. — Frank Lloyd Wright
Eyes Funny Quotes By Kostya Tszyu: It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you. — Kostya Tszyu
Eyes Funny Quotes By Paullina Simons: The anecdote was funny, but as my father The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his eyes. — Paullina Simons
Eyes Funny Quotes By Pierce Brown: Marked by justice," I say. Sevro rolls his Marked by justice," I say. Sevro rolls his eyes. "What? I can be funny." "Keep practicing. — Pierce Brown
Eyes Funny Quotes By Murray Walker: As you can see, visually, with your eyes. As you can see, visually, with your eyes. — Murray Walker
Eyes Funny Quotes By Matt Dunn: Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton. — Matt Dunn
Eyes Funny Quotes By Eddie Izzard: "I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes "I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard
Eyes Funny Quotes By L. Frank Baum: Toto was not gray; he was a little Toto was not gray; he was a little black dog, with long silky hair and small black eyes that twinkled merrily on either side of his funny, wee nose. — L. Frank Baum
Eyes Funny Quotes By Joan Bauer: Life and death played out before my very Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer
Eyes Funny Quotes By Kiersten White: Best to have only a few absolutely perfect Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm. — Kiersten White
Eyes Funny Quotes By Hugh Antoine D'Arcy: And then I met a woman,now comes the And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy
Eyes Funny Quotes By Uzo Aduba: People were stopping me on the street to People were stopping me on the street to say, 'Oh my God, it's Crazy Eyes!' Which is kind of a funny thing to have people shout at you on the street. — Uzo Aduba
Eyes Funny Quotes By Terry Farrell: My eyes are different sizes, my nose is My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile. — Terry Farrell
Eyes Funny Quotes By Rick Steves: Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind. — Rick Steves
Eyes Funny Quotes By Leigh Bardugo: Close your eyes!""You can't kiss me from down Close your eyes!"
"You can't kiss me from down there, Wylan."
"Just do it! — Leigh Bardugo
Eyes Funny Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Let your eyes talk, mouth listens and ear Let your eyes talk, mouth listens and ear sleeps. — Santosh Kalwar
Eyes Funny Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: She says with that mistyfar-away look in her She says with that misty
far-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis. — Aditi Mathur Kumar
Eyes Funny Quotes By Kathleen Bittner Roth: Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking. — Kathleen Bittner Roth
Eyes Funny Quotes By Russell Brand: On respect for the Queen: When I lick On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed. — Russell Brand
Eyes Funny Quotes By Ilona Andrews: That's all right," she told him. "I can That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews
Eyes Funny Quotes By Gwen Hayes: You look worse today than you did when You look worse today than you did when you had two black
eyes."
"Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest things. — Gwen Hayes
Eyes Funny Quotes By Ilona Andrews: An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade: An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade: raccoon for some answers. — Ilona Andrews
Eyes Funny Quotes By Noel Gallagher: I don't like John Terry and I never I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney. — Noel Gallagher
Eyes Funny Quotes By Karl Pilkington: What happens if someone else has my eyes, What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that. — Karl Pilkington
Eyes Funny Quotes By C.C. Hunter: His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy. — C.C. Hunter
Eyes Funny Quotes By David Cross: Because you've been on dates where y'know, you Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. — David Cross
Eyes Funny Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!" Dee shrieked. "My eyes! — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Eyes Funny Quotes By L.J.Smith: I can't see anything" he said in a I can't see anything" he said in a muffled voice, hand over his eyes. "I'm blind. — L.J.Smith
Eyes Funny Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him saying Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him
saying as my eyes crash shut. "Six
minutes is a boiled egg. — Sophie Kinsella
Eyes Funny Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: You killed my Dad." Any trace of kindness You killed my Dad." Any trace of kindness or sympathy vanished from Rixon's eyes.
"Well this is awkward. — Becca Fitzpatrick
Eyes Funny Quotes By Stephen Helmes: What your mind sees when you close your What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. — Stephen Helmes
Eyes Funny Quotes By Lisa McMann: The thought of being with Shay Wilder makes The thought of being with Shay Wilder makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a butter knife — Lisa McMann
Eyes Funny Quotes By David Kudler: I tell yeh, Bright-eyes. Men and women? A I tell yeh, Bright-eyes. Men and women? A bloody mess. Every time. — David Kudler
Eyes Funny Quotes By L.A. Witt: I rolled my eyes. "Do all narcotics officers I rolled my eyes. "Do all narcotics officers lack basic human
compassion, or were you just not hugged enough as a child?"
Trust Me — L.A. Witt
Eyes Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I sometimes close my eyes during a show I sometimes close my eyes during a show because I have drawn a picture of an audience enjoying the show more on the back of my eyelids. — Mitch Hedberg
Eyes Funny Quotes By Cathy Guisewite: When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. — Cathy Guisewite
Eyes Funny Quotes By James Stewart: Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes. — James Stewart
Eyes Funny Quotes By Naomi Novik: Keep your eyes on him, you wretched vainglorious Keep your eyes on him, you wretched vainglorious creature, — Naomi Novik
Eyes Funny Quotes By Colleen Hoover: It's funny how he refuses to make eye It's funny how he refuses to make eye contact during sex yet can't seem to keep his eyes off me the rest of the time. — Colleen Hoover
Eyes Funny Quotes By Murray Walker: Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough? — Murray Walker
Eyes Funny Quotes By Aimee Bender: Your eyes shine," he said. "How do they Your eyes shine," he said. "How do they do that?"
"Blood," she said. — Aimee Bender
Eyes Funny Quotes By Terry Teachout: EXTREMELY FUNNY! A SUPER-VIRTUOSO! I expected to enjoy EXTREMELY FUNNY! A SUPER-VIRTUOSO! I expected to enjoy 'The Two and Only,' but I didn't expect to be touched, much less to find my eyes growing moist. — Terry Teachout