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Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine — Jamie Delano

Just rolled out of bed."
"I can see that." His eyes swept over me. "You should roll around in your bed more often. — Veronica Blade

Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too. — Mitch Hedberg

He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop talking. I'm trying to eat. — Kate Avery Ellison

Spandex bodysuits, huh?" His eyes twinkled. "If that's what turns you on - I'm all for giving it a try. — J.C. Reed

You're not celibate, then?" I breathe.
Amusement lights up his eyes.
"No, Anastasia, I'm not celibate. — E.L. James

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. — David Letterman

I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them. — Anna Held

We still have a lot to talk about," I said. "Talk?" He shook his head, his eyes full of desire. Kiss, he whispered to my thoughts. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well ... she's got eyes. — Kristen Schaal

Anything above 40 is a little too old for me. I just look for a girl who is funny and has nice eyes and a smile. — Justin Bieber

I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy
eyes - and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle's. — William Shakespeare

You're chained up." A wince pulled at Safi's eyes. "I upset the Admiral." "Of course you did." "It's not funny. — Susan Dennard

And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose. — Gary Paulsen

His eyes are a hazy swirl of
gray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm — Elle Kennedy

The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts. — Conan O'Brien

Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing? — James Roday

Henry narrowed his eyes at me. "You going somewhere?"
"Lacrosse field trip," I said. "I enjoy whacking the hell out of people with mallets. — Robin Benway

He had bright elfin eyes and a knowledgeable ass. — Chris Hannan

You look worse today than you did when you had two black
eyes."
"Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest things. — Gwen Hayes

Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him
saying as my eyes crash shut. "Six
minutes is a boiled egg. — Sophie Kinsella

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. — David Cross

I can't see anything" he said in a muffled voice, hand over his eyes. "I'm blind. — L.J.Smith

Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!" Dee shrieked. "My eyes! — Jennifer L. Armentrout

You killed my Dad." Any trace of kindness or sympathy vanished from Rixon's eyes.
"Well this is awkward. — Becca Fitzpatrick

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. — Stephen Helmes

The thought of being with Shay Wilder makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a butter knife — Lisa McMann

I tell yeh, Bright-eyes. Men and women? A bloody mess. Every time. — David Kudler

I rolled my eyes. "Do all narcotics officers lack basic human
compassion, or were you just not hugged enough as a child?"
Trust Me — L.A. Witt

I sometimes close my eyes during a show because I have drawn a picture of an audience enjoying the show more on the back of my eyelids. — Mitch Hedberg

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. — Cathy Guisewite

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes. — James Stewart

Keep your eyes on him, you wretched vainglorious creature, — Naomi Novik

It's funny how he refuses to make eye contact during sex yet can't seem to keep his eyes off me the rest of the time. — Colleen Hoover

Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough? — Murray Walker

Your eyes shine," he said. "How do they do that?"
"Blood," she said. — Aimee Bender

EXTREMELY FUNNY! A SUPER-VIRTUOSO! I expected to enjoy 'The Two and Only,' but I didn't expect to be touched, much less to find my eyes growing moist. — Terry Teachout

People were stopping me on the street to say, 'Oh my God, it's Crazy Eyes!' Which is kind of a funny thing to have people shout at you on the street. — Uzo Aduba

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei

TV is chewing gum for the eyes. — Frank Lloyd Wright

It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you. — Kostya Tszyu

The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his eyes. — Paullina Simons

Marked by justice," I say. Sevro rolls his eyes. "What? I can be funny." "Keep practicing. — Pierce Brown

As you can see, visually, with your eyes. — Murray Walker

Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton. — Matt Dunn

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard

Toto was not gray; he was a little black dog, with long silky hair and small black eyes that twinkled merrily on either side of his funny, wee nose. — L. Frank Baum

Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer

Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm. — Kiersten White

And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy

His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy. — C.C. Hunter

My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile. — Terry Farrell

Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind. — Rick Steves

Close your eyes!"
"You can't kiss me from down there, Wylan."
"Just do it! — Leigh Bardugo

Let your eyes talk, mouth listens and ear sleeps. — Santosh Kalwar

She says with that misty
far-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking. — Kathleen Bittner Roth

On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed. — Russell Brand

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews

An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade: raccoon for some answers. — Ilona Andrews

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney. — Noel Gallagher

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that. — Karl Pilkington