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Life is not a multiple choice test, it's an open-book essay exam. — Alan Blinder

None of the family had passed the 11-Plus exam, and henceforth cannot be saved, our futures doomed by an undotted i. — Morrissey

The bar exam's a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it's like losing your virginity, third time's the charm. — Jimmy McGill

As others might prepare for an exam whose subject matter is unknown to them, so I must study, cram, for every conversation with my folks. — Alice Walker

Math test tomorrow.
Check.
Complete lack of preparation for test.
Check. — Rick Riordan

When you're shooting, there's terrible pressure, and you never switch off. Every day is like the day before an exam; it's relentless. — Lenny Abrahamson

You may flunk your exams in school and still make it in life, but if you flunk life's exams, you're sunk! — Chris Oyakhilome

The trouble with school is they give you the answer, then they give you the exam. That's not life ... — Ziad K. Abdelnour

He was nuts. He'd scammed the quarterly mental health exam and was certifiably insane.
Not that that's ever stopped me from sleeping with anyone. — Jordan Castillo Price

In the 10th century, Baghdad instituted a licensing exam that all doctors had to take before practicing as physicians — Firas Alkhateeb

Pay attention: There will be an exam later. — Charles Stross

Saying that Islam is in heart, is similar to giving back the exam's paper completely white and saying : knowledge is in brain. — Tariq Ramadan

A perfect example of the power of prayer is when a blizzard closes the schools on the day of a big exam. — Doug Larson

One of those nightmares where it's the final exam for a course — Tim Kreider

I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would. — Mary Leakey

He looked like a man on his way to a prostate exam. — Kathy Reichs

You're pretty smart for a Fed."
"I missed a bunch of questions on the entrance exam on purpose so that I could
get into the agency, — Diana Rowland

I'm just ordinary guy, ordinary family, ordinary education, ordinary face, ordinary exam results, ordinary thought in my head — Haruki Murakami

A college offers a course that prepares students for the state licensing exam for real estate brokers. — Paul J. Deitel

Sometimes I really think people ought to have to pass a proper exam before they're allowed to be parents. Not just the practical, I mean. — Terry Pratchett

Silly stress at the office or exam-related anxiety become less threatening when we refuse to let them affect us so personally. — Giulia Enders

It came to him that he didn't like holidays. . . . They bore down on you. Each one always ended up feeling like an exam . . . — Lily King

To be a good professional engineer, always start to study late for exams because it teaches you how to manage time and tackle emergencies. — Bill Gates

Wisdom is nothing more than confirmed imagination: just because one did not study for his exam does not mean that he should leave it blank. — Criss Jami

I'm drinking away the exam results that don't take me anywhere. — Steven Herrick

We all knew the exam we were going to sit this week. — Paul McGinley

I tensed up like someone had just given me a surprise rectal exam. — Kristin Walker

But love may have to be left off the exam. Most of us will never learn. — Robert Fulghum

I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft. — Bill Gates

Well.. Is that all you've got?.. I hope not..cuz you haven't finished entertaining me yet..
-Gaara to Rock Lee during the Chunin preliminary — Masashi Kishimoto

Hospitality invites to prayer before it checks credentials, welcomes to the table before administering the entrance exam. — Patrick Henry

Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam. — Jay Leno

If I were to take an undergraduate chemistry exam, I would probably fail. — Venkatraman Ramakrishnan

All I could do at school was paint and draw and that was the only time I ever passed any exam. It was the only thing I ever got right at school. — David Bailey

Leaking sacks of mutated maggots? He raises his perfectly arched eyebrow as though I'd just failed my verbal insult exam. — Susan Ee

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. — Woody Allen

Mental aerobics must be done prior to the exam. Work your mental muscle. If smart nurses fail this exam it is usually from mental fatigue. — Laura Gasparis Vonfrolio

It is not about how intelligent you are or how good you score in exam but it is about how helpful you are and how much you made people happy — Vijay Dhameliya

I think half the trees in the world are felled to make up the IIT entrance exam guides. Most of them are crap, — Chetan Bhagat

I did an O-level in domestic science when I was at school, but on the day of the practical exam, it was a cookery nightmare. — Lesley Nicol

I was born in 1968, just eighteen months after my sister Chrisse and just one year after Dad passed the bar exam. — Carre Otis

There are ten commandments, right? Well, it's like an exam. You get eight out of ten, you're just about top of the class. — Mordecai Richler

Sex is not an exam and you do not need an orgasm to pass. — Merlyn Gabriel Miller

I'm an apple expert. Apples are the only exam I could ever hope to pass. — J.L. Carr

When I was growing up, the exam system didn't allow you to write fiction, so you never did. — Roddy Doyle

The entire ball game, in terms of both the exam and life, was what you gave attention to vs. what you willed yourself to not. — David Foster Wallace

Please be aware that your exam scores provide you only with your entrance into the school. They do not ensure your ability to stay. — Anne Osterlund

In life, the classroom is everywhere. The exam comes at the very end. — Anna Quindlen

Every chess game is like taking a five-hour final exam. — Bobby Fischer

You don't really need to be intelligent to be a 'top student.' All that you have to do is to forget the least in an exam. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I was told when I went for a life-insurance exam when I was 18 that I was not likely to live past 50, so I refused to pay the premium. — Jeffrey Tate

When Vishous pushed open the door to the exam room, he got a gander at the kind of seating arrangement that made him think fondly of castration. — J.R. Ward

If there was any idea that God had set us a sort of exam, and that we might get good marks by deserving them, that has to be wiped out. — C.S. Lewis

Transcendence is the only real alternative to extinction. This is serious. This may be the ultimate final exam. — Joel Garreau

No, the sky, it is not a contest or an exam. The only question is, can you look up? Can you take it all in? — Clare Vanderpool

Children entering or in kindergarten will take the Level A exam, which has Pattern Completion and Reasoning by Analogy questions. — Testing Mom LLC

APPLICANTS MUST PASS AN ORAL EXAM BEFORE ADVANCING TO THE NEXT COURSE. - NOVELTY UNDERWEAR — Darynda Jones

Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out. — Homer

Schools are not exam factories for the rat race. — Johann Lamont

I had very, very little training in taking an exam to determine a scientist's life in France. — Benoit Mandelbrot

Life is an exam where the syllabus is unknown and question papers are not set. Nor are there model answer papers. — Sudha Murty

Tomorrow Is My Exam But I Don't Care Because A Single Sheet Of Paper Can't Decide My Future — Thomas A. Edison

I was never good at sports. I was never good at exams, because they didn't understand dyslexia. — Ozzy Osbourne

Life is also an exam but there is no provision for reappearing — Samar Sudha

Learn something new every day under the sun. You will never get old if you do. — Lois Aileen Bey

Life has always been an open-book exam — Jose Antonio Bowen

Gyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine. — Jim Gaffigan

I know that if I'd had to go and take an exam for acting, I wouldn't have got anywhere. You don't take exams for acting, you take your courage. — Edith Evans

All I can say is, 'Damn the exam! — William Shawcross

After 1968 the restored communist regime required all Czech rock musicians to sit a written exam in Marxism Leninism — Niall Ferguson

I recruited a Czech kicker, and during the eye exam, when asked to read the bottom line, the kicker replied, Read it? I know him. — Woody Hayes

anyone who has crammed for a school exam knows how easy it is to misquote in a showdown. — Jack Lait