Ex Love Funny Quotes
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Ex Love Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
— Lisa Hoffman
Love is relentless, and so am I ;)
— Keisha Keenleyside
I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute.
— T.S. Krupa
Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories.
— Susannah Mansfield
We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.
— Aimee Bender
I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny.
— Yasmine Bleeth
Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.
— Michelle Hodkin
Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it.
— Jodi Lynn Anderson
I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers.
— Cassandra Clare
We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't!
— Tamsyn Bester
Oh you rebel you!
— Mallory Hopkins
There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.
— Dick Van Dyke
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
— Charles M. Schulz
If I were you, I'd go and do that. : Vikalp
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared.
— Mitt Romney
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Summer was going to kill her. Whenever Love did tell Jacorey, that was going to be some funny shit. Rain
— A'Zayler
I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.
— Ricky Schroder
Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit
— Shay Rucker
Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on.
— Solange Nicole