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That man would have chipped away at your heart bit by bit until there was nothing left. It may have been bruised, but at least it's whole.
— Christina Baker Kline
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
— Erma Bombeck
Never have more children than you have car windows.
— Erma Bombeck
There's not that much English folk music that is really that appealing.
— Alison Goldfrapp
Sometimes ... " He paused and squeezed his eyes shut. " Sometimes our hearts ... crack a little." -Jack
— Brodi Ashton
And the blunts and liquor killing our lungs and liver. The asthmatic drug-addict, I function with it
— Black Thought
She's as funny as a toothache
— Erma Bombeck
No One Diets on Thanksgiving.
— Erma Bombeck
I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.
— David Lee Roth
Marriage, the family unit, was the "original Department of Health, Education and Welfare."
— Michael Novak
Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.
— Amy Sedaris
He who laughs ... lasts.
— Erma Bombeck
