English Humour Quotes
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English Humour Quotes & Sayings
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Despite centuries of English literature, the most famous split infinitive in all of history comes from Star Trek.
— R. Curtis Venture
Philippe also brought along musicians - mainly trumpeters and drummers - to scare the enemy. Even then, French music was known to terrify the English.
— Stephen Clarke
The Pawns are the soul of the game
— Francois-Andre Danican Philidor
C'mon. I'll show you.""Thou speakest strange!" Pearl said.
"So do thou!" I said.
"Thee!"
"Thou!" I said. — Eileen Favorite
Anything that just costs money is cheap.
— John Steinbeck
Always accepting the greatest joy of all is the time that I get to spend with my wife.
— James Lipton
You Englishmen,' said Herr Wurter. 'You are all the same. Wherever you are you behave as if you were at home and your word was law.
— Derek Raymond
For my last birthday, Dad bought me a pocket-sized Collins English Dictionary. It would only fit in a pocket that had been specially designed.
— Joe Dunthorne
I don't clean now, because I'm paralyzed. But let me tell you, I would clean. I cleaned, and I ironed. It's my inner femininity.
— Michael Graves
I prefer the finesse of French humour. English humour is more scathing, more cruel, as illustrated by Monty Python and Little Britain.
— Helen Mirren
Thought's a luxury. Do you think the peasant sits and thinks of God and Democracy when he gets inside his mud hut at night?
— Graham Greene
For a terrifying moment I thought he was going to hug me, but fortunately we both remembered we were English just in time. Still, it was a close call.
— Ben Aaronovitch
I felt vindicated that I decided to speak up for not only myself but women all across the nation who've been put down.
— Gretchen Carlson
If you can make it down to the pub, the pub will make it up to you.
— Benny Bellamacina
But to understand English is one thing; to understand an Englishman who talks is another.
— Aleister Crowley
I wish I believed in something, Madison thought. I wish I belonged somewhere.
— Cinda Williams Chima
Polysyllables obfuscate a preponderant ignorance with so much more style and panache.
— John Patrick Lowrie
The English summer is never far away; it's just above the clouds.
— Benny Bellamacina
In my time first cousins did not meet like strangers. But we are learning modesty from the Americans, and old English ways are too gross for us.
— J. Sheridan Le Fanu
Giving birth was easier than having a tattoo.
— Nicole Appleton
The weak attempts to know you through the reports from 3rd parties. The strong dig deeper and spend time to understand your true self.
— Assegid Habtewold
If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler
— Benny Bellamacina
The Australian fans are really friendly and personable; the sense of humour is a lot less dry than the English.
— Tom Hopper
A coward cannot have any prayer answered.
— Nichiren
