
Comedy is so subjective, you know what I mean? To sit there and technically pick it apart is so stupid. —
Nick Swardson

Tis by no means the least of life's rules: To let things alone. —
Baltasar Gracian

We do not need to use our own strength to fulfill the will of God —
Sunday Adelaja

I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up. —
Ethel Waters

The things you see when you're not carrying a gun —
Tyne O'Connell
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Kourtney [Kardashian] is so freaking cute, she can wear everything. —
Kim Kardashian

Our hope is not in the man we put in the White House but in the Man we put on the Cross. —
Rick Warren

The trouble with dieting is that a pound of will power takes off only an ounce of weight. —
Evan Esar

Time is a gift, given to you, given to give you the time you need, the time you need to have the time of your life. —
Norton Juster

I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh. —
Greg Behrendt

We can have no sympathy with those who seek the power of government to advance their own personal interests or ambitions. —
Woodrow Wilson