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I eat words for breakfast, almost savagely. Webster and Dictionary are mad at me. — Delano Johnson

Because I'm nervous and I eat when I'm nervous, he said, looking at me from the side. — Nicole Williams

This will be Michelle Obama's last opportunity to try to get me to eat kale. — David Letterman

She gave me a hug and for a second I was embraced by a body that makes me want to go home and never eat again. — Daniel Handler

Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat. — Gina Gershon

Hand with Dinah, and saying to her very earnestly, 'Now, Dinah, tell me the truth: did you ever eat a bat?' when suddenly, thump! thump! — Lewis Carroll

I'll eat rabbit pellets before you get me into something pink with ruffles. — Deb Baker

Bubba there zombies ... and there trying to eat me!
-Nick Gautier — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I didn't think I'd ever eat pork; it just does not appeal to me. — Bill Callahan

My stomach didn't let me read, eat, watch TV, or surf the internet. — Al Macy

It looks to me to be obvious that the whole world cannot eat an American diet. — Jerry Brown

It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat? — Grant Morrison

Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon. — Liam Payne

I try to eat a lot of baked foods, fish, chicken, potatoes, stuff like that. Grab me a Muscle Milk. That helps. — Adrian Peterson

Constantly travelling means I don't always get to eat well - so it's probably a good idea for me to do some exercise. — Eliza Doolittle

To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that. — Phil Robertson

All you need to do is workout, and eat right, shut up and listen to me. — Jillian Michaels

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me. — Lord Chesterfield

You like gator?"
"Never touch the stuff. I don't eat anything that could eat me. It screws with the food chain". — Stephen Randel

Mother of otherness,
Eat me. — Sylvia Plath

It's miraculous how you are prose by day, and poetry by night. — Madhu

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. — Kelli Jae Baeli

For me, what works best is to try to eat healthy and not worry about the scale. — Tempestt Bledsoe

Do not beg me by knees or by parents you dog! I only wish I were savagely wrathful enough to hack up your corpse and eat it raw — Homer

Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon. — Lemony Snicket

No sale, no commission. No commission, no eat. That made an impression on me. — David Ogilvy

I said, "Juvenile delinquents eat chocolate cake, so chocolate cake must cause juvenile delinquency," but nobody listened to me. I wasn't on TV. — Stan Lee

A lot of parents ask me how to get kids to eat more vegetables. The first thing I say is that it starts from the top. — Emeril Lagasse

When I go to a restaurant, I eat three-quarters of the food in front of me. That cuts my calorie intake by 25 percent. — Bobby Flay

The real me now may not be thin but she's got the cake and, if she likes, can eat it too. — Arabella Weir

You are staring at me like you were going to eat me up. — Nicholas Sparks

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. — Linji Yixuan

It used to bother me when people called me a pussy. But the joke's on them - after all, you are what you eat! — Jon Schmidt

For the most part, I try to be healthy and eat good things, but if you give me a baguette and some Camembert, I'm gonna eat it. — Gwyneth Paltrow

Everything is your fault. You made me fall in love with you, and now I'm so upset I can't think or sleep or eat. — Julie Garwood

No one could tell me not to eat an entire cake - not my mom, not Santa, not God - no one. It was my cake and everyone else could go fuck themselves. — Allie Brosh

Come down and eat chicken with me beautiful. It's soooo dark. — Stephen King

Are you going to eat me in my sleep?"
"Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die."
"Is that a no?"
"Are you a potato? — Rain Oxford

I also try to read all of my fan mail. A lot of them send me candy, which I'm not allowed to eat 'cause my mom says it might be poisonous. — Justin Bieber

Without me, she would not eat. Without her, I would not live. — Pierce Brown

Let me be clear. I love all animals. I love to pet them. I love to eat them. — Jim Gaffigan

My brother always teases me about my forehead: 'I could eat off it!' — Christina Ricci

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me. — Bob Hope

I wanted to eat her pain, take it into me and make it my own. — Ann Patchett

How anyone can be that dumb and still be able to eat with a fork is beyond me. — K.D. McCrite

I don't wanna wrestle Big Show tonight because I'm scared that he's gonna eat me! — John Cena

If you give me rice, I'll eat today; if you teach me how to grow rice, I'll eat every day. — Mahatma Gandhi

I try not to diet because it never really works for me, if I tell myself I can't eat something then I tend to want to eat everything in sight. — Leona Lewis

The evening is really hard for me. I have to force myself not to eat. — Carnie Wilson

Food does not rank high on my list. I eat to live, and I'm very particular about my diet. It's strictly low fat diet for me. — Terence Lewis

I made an agreement with the fish. They'd give up their lives, if I'd eat every one that died for me. — Jarod Kintz

We had a few issues to work out in the beginning. He made me quit smoking. I made him eat a candy bar. — C.L.Stone

If I like a food, I'll eat it, even if I know it's not good for me. — Kim Kardashian

I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me. — Ricky Williams

Why is everything trying to eat me? — Eighty Six

I could cut off an arm and eat it, gaining me valuable calories and reducing my overall caloric need. — Andy Weir

It wasn't a monster come to eat me. It was this monster. Who's come to eat me out. — Ruby Dixon

Why are you looking at me like that?" Emelia's plump lips quirked.
"Like what?"
"Like you want to eat me. — Kristin Miller

TV cameras seem to add ten pounds to me. So I make it a policy never to eat TV cameras. — Kitty Carlisle

Sure. But if an undead creature or whatever comes out to eat our brains or suck out our blood, don't blame me. — Mark Alders

I am starting to think that maybe memories are like this dessert. I eat it, and it becomes a part of me, whether I remember it later or not. — Erica Bauermeister

I'm great as bait! All the vampires want to eat me! — Jeaniene Frost

Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat. — Jamie Oliver

Many years in New York has made me urban, and I won't eat my chicken because I met him personally! — Isabella Rossellini

Even though I am not hungry when I get up, I try to eat to get me ready for the day. Within an hour of getting up. — Henry Rollins

If you come back to me, I'll never leave you", I whispered into the furry ear. "I'll make you all the pies you could ever eat. — Ilona Andrews

We eat and fuck and try to survive. That's what we've been turned into. What the fuck do you expect me to do to? — Zannie Adams

Certain foods no longer agree with me. If I eat French fries, I might feel sick to my stomach. — Carnie Wilson

He tried to turn me into a buffet?" I gritted my teeth. "Before he killed me? He couldn't kill me first and then eat me? That's just fucking rude. — Rob Thurman

The last ghouls I'd met had tried to eat me, and not in the romantic way. — Jeaniene Frost

I preserve my world
in journals so my children
can eat without me — Nikki Skies

I don't normally look like a twig and I do eat like a pig but the weight has just dropped off me. — Sienna Miller

Very well, I will marry you if you promise not to make me eat eggplant. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

When women are stressed, they either eat too much and get fat, or they eat not so much and get thin, and the latter is what happens to me. — Shirley Eaton

You come up and read books?" asked Gregor. "Read them, eat them, whatever mood strikes me, — Suzanne Collins

People come to my places to eat dinner with their friends, not with me. — Peter Morton

Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.
-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet

All my aunts in the Phillipines, they look at me and say 'Darreeeeeen! You so thin! Eat!' — Darren Criss

People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade. — Greg Behrendt

Your words are teeth. And they eat me alive. Feed on my corpse instead. — Gail Giles

You once told me that we're here to eat all the good Mexican food we can," I reminded him, "and when we've had our fill, it's time to move on. — Dean Koontz

Nobody ever worries about me the way they worry about Fudge. If I decided not to eat they'd probably never even notice! — Judy Blume

Each tree Laden with fairest fruit, that hung to th' eye Tempting, stirr'd in me sudden appetite To pluck and eat. — John Milton

A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat. — Neil Cavuto

Quotations "Oh man, I hate that poofing shit. You scared me so bad, Ash, you made me eat this crappy cheese." (Nick in Night Embrace). — Sherrilyn Kenyon

But try as I might, I never got to eat any of her pastries, and do you know, she never even offered me one. — Michael Morpurgo

But Americans find me bizarre and always ask me why I eat so many carbs. I tell them I don't get full otherwise. — Anna Friel

Fuck me, David! Dr. Kelly just tried to eat us! — Jesse Petersen

I do moderate exercise, and I try to eat pretty well, and I think it has an effect on me. — Mel Gibson

I love music, I make films with music, I eat with music, I sleep with music, I think with music. Music makes me dream; it strengthens my creativity. — Bahman Ghobadi

I am a vegetarian. I don't want to have anything injected into me that I can't eat. I am a real health nut. I look after myself well. — Marie Helvin

I was strong enough not to let them get the best of me, but I'm definitely one who has taken what people say to heart and let it eat away at me. — Beverley Mitchell

I didn't have all the answers, but at least I had a goal. Revenge. Who cared if it would eat me up inside and leave me hollow? — Brandon Sanderson

If they do anything to me, just skin them alive, sweetheart," I said.
"I'll do more than that
I'll make them eat their own skins. — Sergei Lukyanenko

Botkin cannot build house from such little twigs!" he shouted at me, giving my upper arm a squeeze. "Eat something! — Leigh Bardugo

When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here ... People called me Muffin because I would eat muffins all the time. — Heidi Klum

I eat you, life; you make me living eat. — William Kean Seymour

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! — Auliq Ice

If you never leave me, I won't eat your stuff. - Belle, Dog Only Knows — Terry Kaye

When I see a cow, it is not an animal to eat, it is a poem of pity for me and I worship it and I shall defend its worship against the whole world. — Mahatma Gandhi