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People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't. — Jim Norton

We human beings do a lot of dumb things, and war is certainly the dumbest. — Natalie Babbitt

Beauty fades, dumb is forever. — Judy Sheindlin

The massive migration from dumb phones to smart phones is a great opportunity for young companies to take advantage of. — Adam Dell

I don't have a smartphone... I have a very, very dumb phone. In fact, it's kind of an idiot — Jennifer E. Smith

Life is short ... so why waste it doing something dumb? — Aaron Swartz

As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured. - New York, Sept. 26, 2007 — George W. Bush

On their own merits modest men are dumb. — George Colman

The oracles are dumb, No voice or hideous hum Runs thro' the arched roof in words deceiving. — John Milton

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf — Tug McGraw

If freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter. — George Washington

Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers are caught is through the help of the public. — Pat Brown

One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror. — George W. Bush

I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited. — Hannibal Buress

You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment. — Judy Holliday

Music has always pushed ahead social movements and can do much more than just dumb down a populace. — Saul Williams

The loss of my sight was a great fillip. If I could go deaf and dumb I think I might pant on to be a hundred. — Samuel Beckett

He was reading. I was struck dumb with amazement. — Patrice Kindl

Power of generalizing gives men so much the superiority in mistake over the dumb animals. — George Eliot

At the bottom there is no perfect history; there is none such conceivable. All past centuries have rotted down, and gone confusedly dumb and quiet. — Thomas Carlyle

Because being a smart-ass is always preferable to being a dumb-ass. — Arlaina Tibensky

It's such a fine line with people, whether they're playing dumb or being dumb. — Ben H. Winters

If you think people are dumb, you'll spend a lifetime doing dumb work. — George Lois

A girl with a belly button meets
A guy with a shirt of no button.

A guy takes on the belly button
A girl takes off the shirt. — Bhavik Sarkhedi

I've got a tip." "Me, too. Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet. — J.D. Robb

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. — Oscar Wilde

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years ... — Mike Cameron

Well, David Eckstein, like most of us, has 20 digits. Ten fingers. Ten toes. — Tim McCarver

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago — Dan C. Quayle

You can't focus on death, or failure. Otherwise you're surrendering greatness to all the people too dumb to contemplate it. — David Wong

It was a dumb mistake, sleeping with her, and I learned from the experience. Still, I'd gladly make the same mistake tonight if she calls. — Jarod Kintz

Fair Game Theory: If you are dumb enough to be drained by people then you are fair game. — Frederick Lenz

The advantage of wisdom is that you can play dumb. The opposite is more difficult. — Kurt Tucholsky

Foolish mistakes don't make you dumb. Show your intelligence by changing your outcome. — Annette Whitaker-Moss

I wished for eternal and intriguing muteness. I would be the Mysterious Dumb Girl, the Enigmatic Elf. The human voice no longer interested me. — Lorrie Moore

Some people, they've had a lot of fun, even if it was dumb fun and a shitty body of work. — Stephen Malkmus

Criminals are dumb as stumps. If they were smart they could go be investment bankers. Or judges. — Jeff Abbott

The greatest impediment to women's liberation is dumb commercials. — Debora Geary

Most movies, once the action starts there's no more characters. You say a couple of dumb lines and then there's just explosions until the end. — John Cusack

With silence only as their benediction, God's angels come Where in the shadow of a great affliction, The soul sits dumb! — John Greenleaf Whittier

I used to act dumb. That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference God has given me this new chance. — Paris Hilton

I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didn't run but 30 miles an hour. You made do. — Muddy Waters

Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable? — Jessica Simpson

It's fun to be the subservient character who is too dumb to know when to stop trying to win against the awesome superhero. — Kyle Cassie

So, how did you all meet? — Donna Air

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer. — Lilian Jackson Braun

[To Aquinas] the senses are what we have in common with dumb animals ... Our better part [is] the mind ... and [its] intellectual contemplation. — Anthony John Patrick Kenny

I may be deprived of eloquence, but my mind can never be a dumb. — Michael Bassey Johnson

If risk is the key factor to success and really smart people avoid it, you might not be dumb enough to succeed! — Garrison Wynn

Too clever is dumb. — Ogden Nash

ten dumb years I wanted things to be different furious proud I still feel it — Ikkyu

A lot of the time, people think I'm really dumb or really uncomfortable talking to them, which is kind of a real thing. — Nathan Fielder

I use the grotesque the way I do because people are deaf and dumb and need help to see and hear. — Flannery O'Connor

People assume actresses are afraid to get older; the truth is the roles get a whole lot more compelling once you're too old to play dumb. — Olivia Wilde

There is no such thing as a dumb poet or a handless painter. The essence of an artist is that he should be articulate. — Algernon Charles Swinburne

When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind. — Maurice Gibb

Smart development invests in insulation, efficient cars, and ever-renewed sources of energy. Dumb growth crashes around looking for more oil. — Donella Meadows

Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there. — Rickey Henderson

They were all staring at him now, the way dumb shits sometimes did when you surprised them. — Scott Hawkins

Dumb is just not knowing. 'Ditzy' is having the courage to ask! — Jessica Simpson

American politicians who dwell on American exceptionalism only dishonor us by suggesting we play dumb to our past. — Jay Parini

Success gave me confidence as an artist. And now I'm able to do what I want without anybody thinking it's dumb. — Amy Lee

Chyna's dumb ass messed up by trying to run Blaize over. How could she be so stupid to think that no one would see the plates? — Myiesha

Tom Stoppard, the English-speaking world's brainiest playwright, thinks that British audiences have grown too dumb to understand his plays. — Terry Teachout

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself — Christina Grimmie

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. — Bill Watterson

How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water. — Jim Gaffigan

The doctrine of thrift for the poor is dumb and cruel, like advising them to try and lift themselves by their bootstraps. — Norman Thomas

Sometimes it's better to have a benign dictator than a dumb democracy, to be honest. — Serj Tankian

I believe that the American audience is not so dumb that they wouldn't be interested in a black story. — Euzhan Palcy

Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled. — Barbara Tuchman

The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf. — JoAnne Carner

Sometime playing dumb is the only move you've got. — Kendare Blake

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. — Margot Asquith

I think it would be a boring game if everybody was the same, just like it would be boring if you guys asked the same dumb questions. — Shaquille O'Neal

I'll do anything for $50. People are always trying to get me to do dumb things. The possibilities are endless. — Ryan Cabrera

As humans we speak one language ... — Avril Lavigne

America is the world's policeman, all right
a big, dumb, mick flatfoot in the middle of the one thing cops dread most, a domestic disturbance. — P. J. O'Rourke

No. They believe we're dumb animals. And they won't contradict their bigotry by listening with their own ears. — Ursley Kempe

He says dumb shit on the regular that makes me laugh, gets grumpy when he's hungry, and eats all my peanut butter, but I still love the bastard. — Megan Erickson

Light griefs are loquacious, but the great are dumb. — Seneca.

On Hallowe'en the old ghosts come about us, and they speak to some; to others they are dumb. — Eleanor Farjeon

Loving someone isn't dumb," Henry said. "I mean, I don't know a whole lot about love, but I don't think it's dumb if it's real. — Heather Davis

You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time! — Chris Rock

Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment. — Julie Klausner

Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb. — Dirk Benedict

I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity. — Gib Lewis

I like the word 'asinine' because I want to say something more academic than 'stupid, dimwitted, dumb-fuckery. — Jayne Marlowe

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works. — Russell Lynes

His lips rise. "I usually dumb down around the intellectually deficient so I don't come off like a complete prick." I think he just called me stupid. — Krista Ritchie

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do. — Chris Rock

I just want to creatively grow and be inspired. I don't want to do anything generic or dumb. — Sienna Miller

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. — Dan C. Quayle

I'm thin-skinned in a way that's just dumb. — Sarah Koenig

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. — Lyndon B. Johnson

I think I'm dumb
or maybe just happy
think I'm just happy ... — Kurt Cobain

Can't abide adventure. 'Adventure' is a word people use to put a shine on lack of preparation and surviving through dumb luck. — Jeffery Russell

Whenever you have a photo shoot or something like that, it's like-you just feel dumb. It's just so stupid. — Johnny Depp

Brains, like cabbages, are beautiful-but in a different way. Cabbage heads are dumb and sterile, whereas brains are personal, intelligent and vibrant. — Carl Pfeiffer

Debt is dumb. Cash is king. — Dave Ramsey