Your Husband Quotes

A husband would not let you have your plans. — George Eliot

I think being an effective First Lady is first of all being the partner that your husband needs. — Elizabeth Edwards

If you find one true friend in life, you're richer than most. If that one true friend is your husband, you're blessed. — Mitch Albom

[My husband] can beat most anyone in Trivial Pursuit, but only because the game does not include questions like "Where is your wallet? — Amy Sutherland

Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress ... feet on the floor and your knees together girl ... You are trying to catch a husband, not flies ! — Amy Mah

Don't forget to be your wife's best friend as well as her husband. True friendship in marriage does away with all sorts of trouble. — Blanche Ebbutt

You need to take some acting classes to learn to hide your huge crush on my husband better — Mary Papas

Taking your husband's name when you became his wife was one thing. Taking your town's name when you became its beauty queen was something else again. — Nick Hornby

What does your vagina smell like?' ANSWER: 'My husband's face. — Eve Ensler

If someone steals your husband, let her keep your problem. — Matshona Dhliwayo

If you want to have your dreamed husband, you better not wake up; because in real life, all men are assholes. — M.F. Moonzajer

Oh thank you, Jesus."
"It's Roarke." He tapped a finger on Eve's head. "You really shouldn't forget your own husband's name. — J.D. Robb

There is much to be said for exotic marriages. If your husband is a bore, it takes years longer to discover. — Saul Bellow

Mary Frost sure looks fabulous tonight." He murmured. "Your husband seems to have a crush on her. — Barry Gray

Why not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote yourself to it. — Fran Lebowitz

Just don't go to a place where everything is too expensive ... it'll put your husband in a bad mood. — Diane Von Furstenberg

Don't rule your husband. But arrange the conditions in which he will make his choices. — Edward Rutherfurd

It is not your husband's lies that will do the most damage to you. It's the lies you tell yourself. — Leslie Vernick

Something tells me organizing a protest against your husband's client has got to be even worse than selling his Tiffany clocks. — Sophie Kinsella

Dude, your husband is gonna die! — Brian K. Vaughan

That question in marriage is mutual submission, really - the next verse goes on: "husbands love your wife as Christ loves the Church." — Francis George

When you work on your own life, you are less likely to hyper focus on the imperfections of your husband. — Martha Quinn

Don't do it gurl," he said with a wink. "You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend's husband's dick now drop it. — Ethan Day

The volume of your muscles doesn't make you a good husband. The way you treat her does. — Amen Muffler

My happiness isn't connected to my husband's or my boss's or my children's behavior. You have control over your own actions, your own well-being. — Michelle Obama

You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person. — Chuck Klosterman

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off ... and so does your husband. — Jeff Foxworthy

You contribute much to your marriage by the wise, thrifty, diligent management and oversight of your part of the household budget. — Elizabeth George

Finding extracurricular activities with your husband that are unrelated to children, family and work is a priority. — Mariella Frostrup

Do you hate your husband?" "I never hated him." "You're about to. — C.D. Reiss

Why do you have a cigarette lighter in your glove compartment?" her husband, Jack, asked her. "I'm bored with knitting. I've taken up arson — Audrey Niffenegger

Your assignment from God is not to change your husband, but to love, follow, assist, and minister to him. — Elizabeth George

Do not grieve so much for a husband lost that it wastes away your life. — Euripides

I was never a dangerous woman. I'm not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away. — Catherine Deneuve

Part of being married is knowing when your husband needs your support. — Khloe Kardashian

Don't forget to wish your husband good-morning when he sets off to the office. He will feel the lack of your good-bye kiss all day. — Blanche Ebbutt

Go be with your husband ... before he realises that he's still in love with me — Tarryn Fisher

You'll often find that it's not mom or dad, husband or wife, or the kids that's stopping you. It's you. Get out of your own way. — Robert Kiyosaki

You serve Christ by serving your husband, whether your husband deserves it or not. — Debi Pearl

muttered. "Your husband — Julie Garwood

Don't die before your dead! Don't let anything stand in your way of God's appointed purpose for your life. — Rick Husband

I do know that framing your husband for your murder is beyond the pale of what an average would do. But it's so very necessary. — Gillian Flynn

Give love to your children, to a wife or husband, to a next-door neighbour. — Mother Teresa

This is how psychiatry has functioned-as a kind of property arm of the government, who can put you away if your husband doesn't like you. — Kate Millett

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it. — Winston S. Churchill

Now tell me something. What's your word for husband?"
"Hellren, I suppose. The short version is just hell."
She laughed softly. "Go figure. — J.R. Ward

Take care of your husband and do your "homework." For every headache you have there will be a women out there with an aspirin in her purse. — Jane Jenkins Herlong

You're not a virgin and you didn't get divorced, but suddenly there's this thing you can start doing again with someone who is not your husband. — Ann Benjamin

Men are highly attracted to smiles. That includes your husband. — Debi Pearl

I'm your husband. I can wait as long as I please and still have all of you. — Rosamund Hodge

You know how as a kid you picture yourself with a tall, handsome husband, and you imagine him cuddling your baby? Ben is like that, like, on crack. — Jennifer Garner

It's not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy. — Jonas Eriksson

Don't you dare leave this fuckin' room. I'm important too. I'm your fuckin' husband. Do you hear me? We are important. — River Savage

Jesus honey, your husband ain't dead, he's in hiding. He growled, watching her visibly flinch. - Jase Devlin — Nina D'Angelo

I'm your husband. If you're lost, it's up to me to come and find you. — Sophie Kinsella

(My husband's tongue-in-cheek definition of positive is "being wrong at the top of your voice.") If — Kathy Ide

Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles. — Phyllis Diller

You only really get to know your husband when he walks out on you. — Nina George

Your very own sister may take your husband away and your husband may be the ticket for economic survival. — Frederick Lenz

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.' — Joan Rivers

I don't necessarily recommend directing your husband or wife in a film, but if you have to do it, you have to do it. — Scott Foley

Your husband is the boss - and don't forget it. — Mamie Eisenhower

I always listen," the duke said, annoyed. "Just hang your silly, unnatural notion, that hearing means following your orders. — Janny Wurts

Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus. — Timothy Keller

It was, he supossed, one of the adventages of having married a doctor- you could shove the kid at your husband whenever the kid seemed to be dying. — Stephen King

It will be most pleasing to O[ur] L[ord] if you husband your strength in order to serve Him better. — Vincent De Paul

You're a drunk, and it's no wonder your husband stays in West Virginia. — Adriana Trigiani

It's all right to have expectations in marriage. Just remember to keep them at the feet of Jesus, not at the feet of your spouse — Ngina Otiende

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. — Nancy Astor

My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes. — Phyllis Diller

Don't worry. Blood will not be shed. Although if there was, I'm sure your husband would have another fine tapestry made. — Victoria Roberts

I don't go to school, I don't have parents, I came from the sea to be your husband. — Kevin Canty

Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. — Croft M. Pentz

Marriage is the beginning of love for your spouse, not the result of it. — Shannon L. Alder

Can't keep track of it no more, son's becoming husbands to their mothers, and old men turning your daughters into whores. — Bob Dylan

Go on down to the local palm reader,
she'll spit out exactly what you feed her
because honey, you already knew
your husband was a cheater. — Casey Renee Kiser

A husband should only be a part of your life and not your entire life. — Pamela Anderson

When a woman is frustrated, and it's your wife, you as the husband get that frustration. — Magic Johnson

If your husband is cheating on you, it doesn't mean that you need to get prettier
it means he's a scumbag. — Jessica Valenti

Every night, whisper 'peace' in your husband's ear. — Andrei A. Gromyko

Deliver me from your cold, phlegmatic preachers, politicians, friends, lovers and husbands. — Abigail Adams

Leah, go be with your husband," I say. "Before he realizes that he's still in love with me. — Tarryn Fisher

If you want a successful marriage, let your husband do what he wants to do. — Rush Limbaugh

What happens to the relationship you never had with your mother-in-law when your husband dies? — Taylor Jenkins Reid

I have a right to kiss her, if she chooses, and you have no right to object! I am not your husband, you needn't be jealous of me! — Emily Bronte

Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you'll keep your husband. — Miranda Kerr

The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'what time is your husband coming home?' — Paul Newman

Your husband needs you to love him, but he also needs you to like him as a friend. — Emerson Eggerichs

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me — Groucho Marx

Having your husband at a party is like adding anchovies to a salad. I love anchovies, but you can't taste anything else. — Rebecca Goldstein

Make it your goal to employ the sweet speech that marks you as a wife after God's own heart. — Elizabeth George

Your husband is coming for you, he's armed with fluffy handcuffs and he won't take no for an answer? — Janet Elizabeth Henderson

Always be your husband's best friend, make him laugh and give him a little bit of freedom - you can't suffocate him. — Roselyn Sanchez

Faith - seeing your husband as Jesus sees him. — Jennifer E. Smith

What ... what about when I'm married?"
"We'll buy a cot. Your husband can sleep on that when he visits. — Stephanie Perkins

The best of who you are is not from who you have in your life, rather who they helped you become because they loved you. — Shannon L. Alder

I now pronounce you husband and wife. Chloe, you may kiss your groom. — Christina Lauren

When my second husband shouted, 'Me or your writing!' I replied, 'My writing.' We separated. — Nawal El Saadawi

Every day I ask my husband, 'Is it possible to over kiss your child?' I literally think I kiss him 200 times in a day. It's not normal! — Rachel Zoe

It's no good choosing your first husband from a school for evil geniuses. Much too difficult to kill. — Gail Carriger