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Duct Quotes By Mike Wallace: A smile and a laugh are the duct

A smile and a laugh are the duct tape of life; they can fix anything. — Mike Wallace

Duct Quotes By Bill Maher: They told us to buy duct tape and

They told us to buy duct tape and portable radios so that if the world does end, we can all listen to Rush Limbaugh blame it on Clinton. — Bill Maher

Duct Quotes By Jane Fonda: Parents are supposed to give the child back

Parents are supposed to give the child back to herself with love. If they've got duct tape over their eyes because of narcissism, it doesn't happen. — Jane Fonda

Duct Quotes By Orson Scott Card: Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a

Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back. — Orson Scott Card

Duct Quotes By Lee Child: Lone women shouldn't stop in the middle of

Lone women shouldn't stop in the middle of nowhere for giant unkempt strangers with duct tape on their faces. — Lee Child

Duct Quotes By Kristen Ashley: You okay?" I asked Rosie and Rosie gave

You okay?" I asked Rosie and Rosie gave me an "are you nuts, that lunatic just tied me up with duct tape" look. — Kristen Ashley

Duct Quotes By C.M. Stunich: Believe it or not, kids, duct tape was

Believe it or not, kids, duct tape was not invented so you could make trashy little wallets and hideous handbags out of it. I — C.M. Stunich

Duct Quotes By Andy Weir: Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape,

Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can't improve on duct tape. — Andy Weir

Duct Quotes By Jack Campbell: Humanity's gift to the universe. Duct Tape.

Humanity's gift to the universe. Duct Tape. — Jack Campbell

Duct Quotes By Jarod Kintz: I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire,

I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire, and duct tape, and I broke those plans with my bare hands. — Jarod Kintz

Duct Quotes By Warren Ellis: In his other hand is a spear made

In his other hand is a spear made from duct tape, a smashed Nokia phone from 1998 and a selfie stick. Welcome to the future. — Warren Ellis

Duct Quotes By Jeffrey Donovan: Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars

Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart. — Jeffrey Donovan

Duct Quotes By Oprah Winfrey: Duct tape is like the force. It has

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together. — Oprah Winfrey

Duct Quotes By Ian Molyneaux: One only needs two tools in life: WD-40

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. G. Weilacher — Ian Molyneaux

Duct Quotes By Sharon Ashwood: And-he was ashamed to admithe had been known

And-he was ashamed to admit
he had been known to carry off the occasional roll of duct tape. That stuff could be used for everything. — Sharon Ashwood

Duct Quotes By Barbra Annino: His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She

His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She wrapped Chipper up in duct tape, pounded nails into it and used it to beat the crap out of Perky. — Barbra Annino

Duct Quotes By Johnny Knoxville: I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound

I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South? — Johnny Knoxville

Duct Quotes By Karen Marie Moning: Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend.

Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend. — Karen Marie Moning

Duct Quotes By Jeana E. Mann: If you pull a rope and some duct

If you pull a rope and some duct tape out of those saddlebags, I'm going to freak.
Jeana E. Mann. Intoxicated (Kindle Locations 746-747). — Jeana E. Mann

Duct Quotes By Annie Barrows: If you had duct tape, you were prepared

If you had duct tape, you were prepared for anything. — Annie Barrows

Duct Quotes By Darynda Jones: When I want your opinion, I'll remove the

When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.
T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones

Duct Quotes By Tara Sivec: Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape

Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world- it fixes everything.
I should put that on a t-shirt. — Tara Sivec

Duct Quotes By Rick Riordan: Then he threw me another essential tool of

Then he threw me another essential tool of demigod heroes - duct tape. — Rick Riordan

Duct Quotes By Shane Miller: Also, I need some duct tape, a shovel,

Also, I need some duct tape, a shovel, and Brandon's phone number... — Shane Miller

Duct Quotes By Craig Kilborn: Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the

Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape? — Craig Kilborn

Duct Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Look at her, the poor woman," Milo said

Look at her, the poor woman," Milo said compassionately, as he sealed her mouth with duct tape. "We need to deprogram her. — Chuck Palahniuk

Duct Quotes By Andy Weir: ...duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.

...duct tape is magic and should be worshipped. — Andy Weir

Duct Quotes By Garrison Keillor: All solutions are temporary, so why not go

All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape? — Garrison Keillor

Duct Quotes By J. Richard Singleton: You can't make a woman love you. Not

You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape. — J. Richard Singleton

Duct Quotes By Eoin Colfer: Some instruments seemed like they were held together

Some instruments seemed like they were held together with duct tape and prayers. Everything looked out of date. — Eoin Colfer

Duct Quotes By James L. Cambias: Greatest stuff in the world. Superman's duct tape.

Greatest stuff in the world. Superman's duct tape. — James L. Cambias

Duct Quotes By T. Hammond: Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe

Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams. — T. Hammond

Duct Quotes By Scott Hawkins: How, he wondered, did humanity ever get along

How, he wondered, did humanity ever get along without duct tape? — Scott Hawkins

Duct Quotes By Charlie Campbell: Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet.

Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet. — Charlie Campbell

Duct Quotes By Penny Reid: Duct tape is man's answer to electrons and

Duct tape is man's answer to electrons and protons. It's how we keep matter together. — Penny Reid

Duct Quotes By Jase Robertson: Most things can be fixed with duct tape

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords. — Jase Robertson

Duct Quotes By Lilly Black: Little girl, you could wrap my cock in

Little girl, you could wrap my cock in duct tape, and I'll still make you see God. — Lilly Black

Duct Quotes By Stuart MacBride: What about Ding-Dong?""Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his

What about Ding-Dong?"

"Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on. — Stuart MacBride

Duct Quotes By S.E. Jakes: You are an idiot," Tom informed him.Prophet stared

You are an idiot," Tom informed him.
Prophet stared at the duct tape around his wrists. "I have no argument against that at the moment. — S.E. Jakes

Duct Quotes By Jacqueline Patricks: Civilization is held together by duct tape and

Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape. — Jacqueline Patricks

Duct Quotes By Kevin Tinto: duct tape, he wondered if he'd ever get

duct tape, he wondered if he'd ever get then off. With — Kevin Tinto

Duct Quotes By Eric Jerome Dickey: Brotha needed to buy a vowel and rent

Brotha needed to buy a vowel and rent a verb, then get a roll of duct tape slapped on that broken English. — Eric Jerome Dickey

Duct Quotes By Matthew Norman: It's like the television equivalent of one of

It's like the television equivalent of one of those cymbal-banging monkey toys being duct-taped to your forehead. — Matthew Norman

Duct Quotes By Charlaine Harris: duct tape - real

duct tape - real — Charlaine Harris

Duct Quotes By Jamie Hyneman: Duct tape is not a perfect solution to

Duct tape is not a perfect solution to anything. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it's an adequate solution to just about everything. — Jamie Hyneman

Duct Quotes By John Scalzi: Would you like some help with your duct

Would you like some help with your duct work, sir?" Dahl asked. "Please," Kerensky said. * — John Scalzi

Duct Quotes By Cornelia Funke: What's that sticky stuff called?Basta: Duct tape. Yes,

What's that sticky stuff called?
Basta: Duct tape.
Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. — Cornelia Funke

Duct Quotes By Andy Weir: Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic

Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped. — Andy Weir

Duct Quotes By Tanya Masse: Wine is to women as duct tape is

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes EVERYTHING! — Tanya Masse

Duct Quotes By Andrew Shaffer: He hands me his shopping list and I

He hands me his shopping list and I lead him through the store in search of the items. Duct tape? Plastic wrap? A hacksaw? Who is this guy, Dexter? — Andrew Shaffer

Duct Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: I didn't blame him. God, I wouldn't have

I didn't blame him. God, I wouldn't have blamed Bones if he'd duct-taped a vibrator to me and just took care of the whole sordid nightmare that way — Jeaniene Frost

Duct Quotes By Taylor Stevens: Duct tape. Perfect weapon; so many uses.

Duct tape. Perfect weapon; so many uses. — Taylor Stevens

Duct Quotes By Leslea Tash: You always kiss on the first date?""Not usually

You always kiss on the first date?"
"Not usually until after the duct-tape. — Leslea Tash

Duct Quotes By Dana Milbank: After the 9/11 attacks, I dutifully stocked up

After the 9/11 attacks, I dutifully stocked up on rolls of duct tape and N-95 masks, as the government recommended. — Dana Milbank

Duct Quotes By Larry Wall: When's the last time you used duct tape

When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct? — Larry Wall