Dry Humor Quotes
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Dry Humor Quotes & Sayings
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You got me a birthday cake. It was pink. I smashed it into the ceiling.
— Karen Marie Moning
I really don't know what to think, Mr Holmes,' Lestrade muttered. 'Well, that's nothing new.
— Anthony Horowitz
The devolution of American culture takes another great step forward
— Michael Chabon
If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
— Steven Wright
When I began a diet a week before my stroke, I never dreamed of such a dramatic result.
— Jean-Dominique Bauby
I will always choose to be an imbecile. I couldn't cut it as an old fashion, and dry gal.
— Mary Sage Nguyen
Surely there was not another soul in England that could delude themselves like I could.
— Sharon Cameron
Wonderful. I'm stranded with the least creative Ramblers.
— M.L. LeGette
I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I don't think I'm capable of that.
— Chris Cooper
In the past, it was known as a "massive stroke," and you simply died. But improved resuscitation techniques have now prolonged and refined the agony.
— Jean-Dominique Bauby
The sun was about to set, he told us in a gravelly voice. He swept his hands in a downward motion, apparently to demonstrate how a sunset worked
— Richelle Mead
Democracy is a poor system; the only thing that can be said for it is that it's eight times as good as any other method.
— Robert A. Heinlein
France was at peace; one couldn't shoot the bearers of bad news.
— Jean-Dominique Bauby
I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
— Steven Wright
People have found her somber, but it is sometimes because her humor is so deadpan dry that it escapes many.
— Irin Carmon
I could tell you what my good qualities are. There's my honesty; I have a very wacky, kind of dry humor that a lot of people don't get to see.
— Shannen Doherty
Why do big men tend to have such little brains? Perhaps they get by on brawn too often, and their minds dry up like plums in the sun.
— Joe Abercrombie
I'm prone to paper cuts.
— Abigail Roux
I dry heaved, forcing myself to try and not chuck up my guts. I had been f**ked by an insect man.
— Mark Alders
I turned to watch the women on the dance floor, laughing and smiling and watching Travis and Megan vertically dry fucking.
— Jamie McGuire
Dad lost his job. Then he got a new job. Then he got his old job back and went back to it. They were all in the same building.
— Aimee Bender
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
The perfumes of lords and ladies tickled at my nose: lavender and orange oil. On the road, shit has the decency to stink.
— Mark Lawrence
What surer sign is there that the creative aquifers are dry than a writer creating a writer-character?
— David Mitchell
My humor is very dry. To me it doesn't make sense.
— Ian MacKaye
I tend to like dry humor.
— Dan Scanlon
Dyspepsia is responsible for many a reputation for romantic melancholy or ungovernable rages.
— Agatha Christie
BIO'GRAPHER: A writer of lives; a relator not of the history of nations, but of the actions of particular persons.
— Samuel Johnson
By now, I should have learned that luck, if she was a lady, was a mean-spirited bitch with a grudge against me.
— Jaye Wells
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.
— Henry Ward Beecher
I would rather be considered an imbecile, than an old fashioned and dry gal.
— Mary Sage Nguyen
Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They're hilarious: very dry and witty.
— Merritt Patterson
