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I'm in no condition to drive ... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra
If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping. — Dane Cook
Friends don't let heads drive drunk! — Al Snow
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. — Dean Martin
Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody. — Greg Gutfeld
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener. — Mike Miller
When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into other cars. — Emily Yoffe
I get drunk, and I drive my wife away with a breath like mustard gas and roses. — Kurt Vonnegut
We did not say: Don't drive. You're drunk. — John Green

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