Drew Carey Quotes
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Drew Carey Quotes & Sayings
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I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.
— Drew Carey
The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.
— Drew Carey
I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.
— Drew Carey
When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.
— Drew Carey
When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.
— Drew Carey
Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.
— Drew Carey
I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
— Drew Carey
The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
— Drew Carey
I'm competitive at everything.
— Drew Carey
My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.
— Drew Carey
The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!
— Ryan Stiles
Reality shows always look for the worst people.
— Drew Carey
Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
— Drew Carey
Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.
— Drew Carey
The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
— Drew Carey
Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.
— Drew Carey
Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.
— Drew Carey
The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.
— Drew Carey
We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
— Drew Carey
You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.
— Drew Carey
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
— Drew Carey
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
— Drew Carey
Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!
— Drew Carey
I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
— Drew Carey
If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job.
— Drew Carey
I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
— Drew Carey
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'
— Drew Carey
'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
— Drew Carey
I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.
— Drew Carey
It sucks being fat, you know.
— Drew Carey
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
— Drew Carey
There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.
— Drew Carey
Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!
— Drew Carey
When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
— Drew Carey
The less government, the better
— Drew Carey
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
— Drew Carey
On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'
— Drew Carey
Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.
— Drew Carey
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
— Drew Carey
