Drew Carey Quotes: top 97 famous quotes about Drew Carey

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I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it. — Drew Carey

Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada. — Drew Carey

I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet. — Drew Carey

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are. — Drew Carey

The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time. — Drew Carey

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight. — Drew Carey

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine. — Drew Carey

What good is democracy if you can't get what you want? — Drew Carey

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60. — Drew Carey

I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day. — Drew Carey

I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better. — Drew Carey

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. — Drew Carey

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off. — Drew Carey

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. — Drew Carey

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me. — Drew Carey

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are. — Drew Carey

Every election I have to hold my nose to vote. — Drew Carey

The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time. — Drew Carey

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them. — Drew Carey

I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power. — Drew Carey

When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work. — Drew Carey

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me. — Drew Carey

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now. — Drew Carey

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. — Drew Carey

I'm competitive at everything. — Drew Carey

Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything? — Drew Carey

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals. — Drew Carey

It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day. — Drew Carey

I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night. — Drew Carey

International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team. — Drew Carey

The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey! — Ryan Stiles

Reality shows always look for the worst people. — Drew Carey

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. — Drew Carey

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. — Drew Carey

Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie? — Drew Carey

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time. — Drew Carey

Libertarians are conservatives who still get high. — Drew Carey

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job. — Drew Carey

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. — Drew Carey

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane. — Drew Carey

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. — Drew Carey

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again. — Drew Carey

I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried. — Drew Carey

I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it. — Drew Carey

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke. — Drew Carey

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously. — Drew Carey

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. — Drew Carey

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. — Drew Carey

I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio. — Drew Carey

The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can. — Drew Carey

It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not. — Drew Carey

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show. — Drew Carey

In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains. — Drew Carey

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it! — Drew Carey

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself. — Drew Carey

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it. — Drew Carey

If frogs could fly - well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat? — Drew Carey

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy. — Drew Carey

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV! — Drew Carey

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.. — Drew Carey

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job. — Drew Carey

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast. — Drew Carey

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation. — Drew Carey

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything. — Drew Carey

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' — Drew Carey

'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going. — Drew Carey

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have. — Drew Carey

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there. — Drew Carey

It sucks being fat, you know. — Drew Carey

I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet. — Drew Carey

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites. — Drew Carey

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get. — Drew Carey

Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck. — Drew Carey

I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer. — Drew Carey

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. — Drew Carey

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating. — Drew Carey

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it. — Drew Carey

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy. — Drew Carey

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you. — Drew Carey

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls! — Drew Carey

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment. — Drew Carey

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot. — Drew Carey

The less government, the better — Drew Carey

As far as exercising goes ... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging. — Drew Carey

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better. — Drew Carey

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. — Drew Carey

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck. — Drew Carey

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else. — Drew Carey

My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen. — Drew Carey

On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!' — Drew Carey

Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one. — Drew Carey

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. — Drew Carey

The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition. — Drew Carey

I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed. — Drew Carey

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. — Drew Carey

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there. — Drew Carey

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. — Drew Carey