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— Douglas Adams
When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.
— Douglas Adams
The sun was beginning to dry out the mud that Arthur lay in.
— Douglas Adams
A carbon-based bipedal life form descended from an ape.
— Douglas Adams
Capital Letters Were Always The Best Way Of Dealing With Things You Didn't Have A Good Answer To.
— Douglas Adams
A beach house isn't just real estate. It's a state of mind.
— Douglas Adams
It was one of those pictures that children are supposed to like but don't. Full of endearing little animals doing endearing things, you know?
— Douglas Adams
Imagine" he said, "never even thinking, 'We are alone,' simply because it has never occurred to you to think that there's any other way to be.
— Douglas Adams
Albacete (AL-ba-seet) n. A single surprisingly long hair growing in the middle of nowhere.
— Douglas Adams
And then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.
— Douglas Adams
We always had the greatest arguments over sex and fishing.
— Douglas Adams
This sentence is not true
— Douglas Adams
Don't worry. Everything is getting nicely out of control.
— Douglas Adams
I'm 48, which is a bit of a shock to me. Why only last year I thought I was a precocious young thing!
— Douglas Adams
Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
— Douglas Adams
Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed.
— Douglas Adams
Abilene (AB-a-lene) adj. Descriptive of the pleasing coolness on the reverse side of the pillow.
— Douglas Adams
Well, no, not married as such, but yes, there is a specific girl that I'm not married to.
— Douglas Adams
I don't say that I don't believe in God because that implies that there is a God for me not to believe in.
— Douglas Adams
Sir,' I said to the universe, 'I exist.' 'That,' said the universe, 'creates no sense of obligation in me whatsoever.
— Douglas Adams
We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.
— Douglas Adams
Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
— Douglas Adams
The future of computer power is pure simplicity.
— Douglas Adams
The Universe, as has been observed before, is an unsettlingly big place, a fact which for the sake of a quiet life most people tend to ignore.
— Douglas Adams
We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.
— Douglas Adams
They were each grateful to retire to separate cabins and try to rationalize their thoughts.
— Douglas Adams
How many roads must a man walk down?
— Douglas Adams
Aberystwyth (n.)A nostalgic yearning which is in itself more pleasant than the thing being yearned for. — Douglas Adams
Discovered it had an emergency back-up personality
— Douglas Adams
Life!" urged Fook. "The Universe!" said Lunkwill. "Everything!" they said in chorus.
— Douglas Adams
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher ... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
— Douglas Adams
There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened.
— Douglas Adams
We didn't need a special word for interactivity in the same way that we don't (yet) need a special word for people with only one head.
— Douglas Adams
One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically removed.
— Douglas Adams
A mobile phone needs a manual in the way that a teacup doesn't
— Douglas Adams
He was alone with his thoughts. They were extremely unpleasant thoughts and he would rather have had a chaperon.
— Douglas Adams
He let the curtain drop and the terrible light that had played on his features went off to play somewhere more healthy.
— Douglas Adams
Who should play the lead role in a film about me? Dunno. Danny De Vito? Jeff Goldblum? Meryl Streep? Someone of that kind.
— Douglas Adams
But naturally my shoulder, sir,' mooed the animal contentedly, 'nobody else's is mine to offer.
— Douglas Adams
He stretched, ate his last bite of fungal curds, drank the dregs of something not entirely unlike coffee, and headed out to keep peace in wartime.
— James S.A. Corey
Computer," said Zaphod, "tell us what our present trajectory is.
— Douglas Adams
doing with the puzzled
— Douglas Adams
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
— Douglas Adams
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
— Douglas Adams
He should have known it was all wrong the moment they started hanging grand pianos over the sea-monster pool in the atrium.
— Douglas Adams
There's nothing worse than sitting down to write a novel and saying, 'Well, okay, I'm going to do something of high artistic worth.'
— Douglas Adams
The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
— Douglas Adams
Ford!" he said, "there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out.
— Douglas Adams
then sat down to do what every galactic hitchhiker ends up spending most of his time doing. They waited for a flying saucer to come by.
— Douglas Adams
I'm convinced that Bach is the greatest genius who ever walked among us, and the Brandenburgs are what he wrote when he was happy.
— Douglas Adams
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
— Douglas Adams
This is not her story. But it is the story of that terrible, stupid catastrophe and some of its consequences.
— Douglas Adams
Assumptions are the things we don't know we're making.
— Douglas Adams
Share & enjoy life, the universe & everything
— Douglas Adams
I have the instinctive reaction of a Western man when confronted with sublimely incomprehensible. I grab my camera and start to photograph it
— Douglas Adams
There was something very slightly odd about him, but it was difficult to say what it was.
— Douglas Adams
He's spending a year dead for tax reasons.
— Douglas Adams
Something was moving quietly through the ionosphere many miles above the surface of the planet; several somethings in fact,
— Douglas Adams
...illegal states of mind...
— Douglas Adams
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I'm afraid you're going to have to accept it,
— Douglas Adams
She wish she knew what it was she was trying not to think about
— Douglas Adams
Marvin flashed her an electronic look.
— Douglas Adams
ABOYNE (vb.)To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him. — Douglas Adams
What I need... is a strong drink and a peer group.
— Douglas Adams