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Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter's day.

Run. Flee. Fuck off. Vanish from my presence and take the foul stench of your sordid secret with you.

Your toaster's a puff.

Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.

What have you got in there you little bastard?

You little prick. It's a whelk ... it's a ... it's a ... dead whelk!

A huge meringue with polio who drives everywhere in a beautifully restored Hillman Imp.

Her protestations were drowned out by the sound of Gordon Honeycomb barfing up aftershock into the kitchenette sink.