Douchebag Quotes
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Douchebag Quotes & Sayings
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I was married to the number one douchebag of all time.
— Brandi Glanville
Actually, Pretty in Pink's Steff might be the most deliciously contemptible rich douchebag in all of cinema history.
— Jen Chaney
Political correctness is modern day censorship. This still doesn't justify you in being a douchebag.
— Kevin Focke
I may or may not
have once tossed a guy out of her store for flirting
with her.Total douchebag. Wore a
scarf indoors. -Nick — Julie James
have once tossed a guy out of her store for flirting
with her.Total douchebag. Wore a
scarf indoors. -Nick — Julie James
Chris Brown is SUCH a douchebag.
— Joshua Malina
So tell me i'm wrong, cursed me when i'm started being a douchebag and all. Then i'll let you know how much i love you, lads.
— Ariel Seraphino
She looks like a cheery girl, the kind who pledges Kai Beta Bullshit and throws mixers on the weekend with the frat boys at Alpha Kappa Douchebag.
— J.M. Darhower
What you are aware of you are in control of; what you are not aware of is in control of you.
— Anthony De Mello
When you work, live, love and play without waiting for the next moment, everything you are and encounter flourishes.
— Ryan Kurczak
You say we could lose our lives for this child. I would consider that the greatest honor that could come to my family. The
— Corrie Ten Boom
If I had three wishes for my country, they would be these: keep fighting, keep moving forward, and don't act like a douchebag.
— Michael Ian Black
Sometimes he was weird, sometimes he was Captain Douchebag, but he was always my best friend.
— Sharon Sant
[Truman] didn't want to fight the guy, whatever he was - alien, vampyr or douchebag.
— J. Richard Singleton
Bridges are built by words, thoughts, feelings and deeds. Art and love bring them all together...
— Mykyta Isagulov
It must be horny douchebag day, she mumbled under her breath as she slid the bag's strap up on her shoulder.
— Dennis Sharpe
It is amazing how full a life a man can lead without for one moment being alive at all, except sometimes when sleeping.
— Robert Aickman
Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.
— George Carlin
We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 'apple watch' as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.
— Anna Kendrick
We make a product and sell it. How hard can it be? Every douchebag either one of us has ever worked for has managed to do this!
— Leonard Richardson
he still looked like a preppy douchebag who wore sweaters tied around his neck like some Ivy League pedophile to me.
— Tijan
You shouldn't pay attention to things that don't grab your attention. If you do, you're being a pretentious douchebag.
— Paul Jarvis
Yeah, my father is an egotistical douchebag," he says roughly. "My name literally means Jonathan empire.
— Krista Ritchie
The world doesn't really care too much about what you do sometimes - as long as you let certain types carry on en masse without you.
— Matthew Quick
I have always had a horror and detestation of poverty.
— Taylor Caldwell
The worst case scenario is you really like someone's work, then you meet them and they're a self-involved, entitled douchebag.
— Moby