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People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.
— Don Rickles
I'm not one of those guys who wants to die on a stage.
— Don Rickles
I've never gone to comedy clubs.
— Don Rickles
Showbiz is great if you're successful.
— Don Rickles
Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.
— Don Rickles
It takes many years to be a great comedian.
— Don Rickles
Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.
— Don Rickles
Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.
— Don Rickles
I never went out looking for glory.
— Don Rickles
I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.
— Don Rickles
The transformation has been unbelievable. When I started here, I worked in a place where the Sky Room was on the second floor.
— Don Rickles
My whole act is off the top of my head.
— Don Rickles
I've never had a written script.
— Don Rickles
My mother was a Jewish General Patton.
— Don Rickles
Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.
— Don Rickles
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
— Don Rickles
No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.
— Don Rickles
I do situations and make fun of authority and life.
— Don Rickles
I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child.
— Don Rickles
I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.
— Don Rickles
The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island.
— Don Rickles
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
— Don Rickles
Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.
— Don Rickles
I don't like to compare myself with anybody.
— Don Rickles
When you do comedy, you can't please the world, although I'd like to think that most of my audiences were on my side.
— Don Rickles
When I'm onstage, I'm acting.
— Don Rickles
To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.
— Don Rickles
I never go see a comic. The only one I'd ever really want to see is Don Rickles. He might be 80 years old, but he blows everyone out of the water.
— Andrew Dice Clay
My grandchildren just know me now as Mr. Potato Head.
— Don Rickles
I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.
— Don Rickles
I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.
— Don Rickles
I didn't get married until I was 38.
— Don Rickles
I write my own tweets.
— Don Rickles
Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.
— Don Rickles
I want to be a dog, but I'm a pussycat.
— Don Rickles
Alan King, a comedian I adored, was considered society, and I was considered the Jewish kid from the neighborhood.
— Don Rickles
When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great.
— Don Rickles
Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.
— Don Rickles
I still have drive, but everything is relative.
— Don Rickles
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.
— Don Rickles
I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.
— Don Rickles
I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day.
— Don Rickles
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
— Don Rickles
I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.
— Don Rickles
When you're 18, you're just so busy being scared and having fun - a crazy mixture - that you never thought of dying.
— Don Rickles
Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive.
— Don Rickles
When you talk about George Burns you're talking about a living legend ... well, a legend, anyhow.
— Don Rickles
You've got to be able to sell yourself.
— Don Rickles
I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.
— Don Rickles
Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.
— Don Rickles
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
— Don Rickles
I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.
— Don Rickles
I would make sweet love to Don Rickles.
— Jim Gaffigan
I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.
— Don Rickles
You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.
— Don Rickles
When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
— Don Rickles
I've been hot, I've been lukewarm, I've been freezing, but I've always been a headliner.
— Don Rickles
My wife, Barbara, is great. She arranges when I do work that I have a day off between performances.
— Don Rickles
Sinatra was somebody special.
— Don Rickles
When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.
— Don Rickles
