Dogs And God Quotes

God must've had single women in mind when he invented dogs — Kristan Higgins

All dogs love God. They're wiser than their masters. — Jack Kerouac

God has been kind to dogs in no putting a sense of beauty into their heads. — Milan Kundera

Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors. — Jimmy Carr

God, why didn't you make us all dogs? — Anne Rice

It's not fair that our dogs don't have longer lives. When I get to heaven, I intend to scold God for that. — Debra Holland

Let dogs delight to bark and bite, for God hath made them so. — Isaac Watts

Dogs are the closest we come to knowing the divine love of God on this side of eternity. — Anne Lamott

I really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy, it's like, "Oh my God, come here, come here!" — Bill Kaulitz

While humans play God, dogs learn from their masters. — Toba Beta

Children and dogs are the messengers of God some of us do not deserve them — Ginnetta Correli

The dog is the most faithful of animals and would be much esteemed were it not so common. Our Lord God has made His greatest gifts the commonest. — Martin Luther

God, give me by Your grace what You give to dogs by nature. — Mechthild Of Magdeburg

God's only mistakes are dogs and not giving cats opposable thumbs. Otherwise, it's a perfect world. — Quasi

Anyone who has no need of anybody but himself is either a beast or a God.
Aristotle — Bruce Wayne Sullivan

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. — Jeff Valdez

Now then, you dogs, whom the apostle puts outside and who yelp at the God of truth, let us come to your various questions. — Tertullian

Love grows from the rich foam of forgiveness, mongrels make good dogs, and the evidence of God exists in the roundness of things. — Wally Lamb

Dear God, please help me to be the kind of person who my dogs think I am. — Jerrie Brock

Dogs remember every favor you ever do for them and store those events in a memory bank titled Why My Human Is A God. — Roger Ebert

Corn dogs," the exorcist said, "are all the proof I need that there is a God. — Grady Hendrix

My master is the same as god
when he thumps with his hand
people bring us hamburg steaks
at any eating stand pete s holiday — Don Marquis

It's a privilege to be in such a great category of people and ... I don't believe in God, so I'd like to thank dogs. Dogs have given me everything. — Ricky Gervais

God it set them yappin on the slope like dogs and he turns to us, the judge, with that smile of his, and he says: Gentlemen. That was all he said. — Cormac McCarthy

The Lord God had created all animals, and had chosen out the wolf to be his dog. — Jacob Grimm