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It is so much easier sometimes to sit down and be resigned than to rise up and be indignant.
— Ella Winter
Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!
— Rodney Dangerfield
I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.
— Taylor Swift
Why do humans always look at these things from the wrong perspective? Predators deserve our sympathy, too.
— Beth Fantaskey
I have the responsibility to work hard and get ready so we can take this team where we need to go.
— Philip Rivers
A farmer once told me one of the greatest luxuries of his life was to wake up early only to go back to sleep again.
— James Herriot
I'm not mad. I'm in a perfectly happy mood, you asshole.
— Kurt Cobain
If you want to become the best runner you can be, start now. Don't spend the rest of your life wondering if you can do it.
— Priscilla Welch
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
— Auliq Ice
I miss all the shots I don't take.
— Wayne Gretzky
Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
— Zach Galifianakis
Do you remember what I forgot?
— Erica Goros
Failure shows us the way - by showing us what isn't the way.
— Ryan Holiday
I'm a workaholic. I could easily work 300-plus days of the year.
— Michael Chiklis
Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable.
— Leo Rosten