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Divine Humor Quotes & Sayings

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To read is human, to review is divine. — Peter James West

The Universe has a great sense of humor and will often use it as a way to get our attention and reconnect us to our Divine Self. — Tonya Sheridan

Imagination is evidence of the divine, and the divine is the imagination of evidence. — Erik Banks

The problem is that censors create the concept of obscenity. By supposedly trying to protect us they form an absurd concept of what is obscene. — Catherine Breillat

It's time to end the era of mass incarceration. We need a true national debate about how to reduce our prison population. — Hillary Clinton

Gays are now allowed to serve openly in the military. So maybe our next war could be a musical. — David Letterman

The success of any relationship is dependent on the way and manner we tailor it. — Abdulazeez Henry Musa

The middle years of life come on like thunder. — Nellie L. McClung

The Bat Phone to the Universe, some kind of Iva-only, open-round-the-clock special channel to the divine. — Elizabeth Gilbert

I closed my eyes and prayed for divine intervention.
I waited a beat and nothing happened.
Guess God was busy with war and famine and the like. — Kristen Ashley

Why wouldn't there be divine humor? That's what the religions sometimes forget. — Art Hochberg

Time is your only enemy, it disappears very quickly and never gives you a second chance. — Steve Douglas

Back in the 1960s, the number of deaths each year from unintentional poisoning was 15 times greater than it is today. — Hal Stratton

People who violate your boundaries are thieves. They steal time that doesn't belong to them. — Elizabeth Grace Saunders

You have such a huge career ... behind you. — Jeff Ross

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger

Then based on her own recent experience, the Divine Presence had a cruelly perverse sense of humor and His Grand Plan needed drastic revision. — Judith McNaught

I meet the answering machine's small, steady stare. "What do you do when God tells you no?" I ask. But it doesn't answer me, so I undress for bed — Skyler White

He who understands philosophy understands laughter. That mysterious Word at the beginning, mentioned in the Bible, is a divine guffaw. — Alejandro Jodorowsky

Of all the secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood the most divine was humor. — Rebecca Wells

I like it when she's shiny, like a star, like a guest on the Donnie and Marie Show. — Augusten Burroughs