Deodorant Quotes: top 32 famous quotes about Deodorant

Deodorant Quotes & Sayings

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There is no deodorant like success. — Elizabeth Taylor

I don't use deodorant. If you drink enough water, you shouldn't have to. I think I smell pretty good without it. — Simon Baker

Sixteen-year-old guys smell like deodorant and fast food. Then you turn seventeen and you get fresh. — Hannah Moskowitz

Money is the best deodorant. — Elizabeth Taylor

And I was fairly certain that my strong-enough-for-King-Kong-but-made-for-a-woman deodorant had utterly failed.
Doom with a View — Victoria Laurie

I don't wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. That's basically what I smell like. — Mads Mikkelsen

If the people in Europe are SOOOOOO smart, how come so many of them can't seem to locate the deodorant, huh? — Dave Barry

Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant. — Alexandra Ripley

I smell of sweat. I don't like people smelling of all these weird things. I think deodorant is disgusting. — Rupert Everett

Michael put a deodorant in the car which Julie wished he would stop called,'Aunty Alice's anti-fart stick,' in front of the children. — Elizabeth M. Thompson

Winning is the best deodorant. — Jason Kidd

Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell" — George Carlin

Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it. — Liam Gallagher

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? — Harlan Ellison

I like ungroomed men. The relaxed look. I don't like fussy guys. Just shower and use deodorant. — Caroline Winberg

I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant. — Scott Caan

Oh good Lord. She definitely hadn't put on enough deodorant for this. — Jill Shalvis

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. — Elizabeth Taylor

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. — Bill Murray

There's no deodorant for desperation. — Jerry Stahl

There's no deodorant like success. — Elizabeth Taylor

They were checking us so closely, I could tell what brand of deodorant they were using. — Gary Dornhoefer

Winning is like deodorant - it comes up and a lot of things don't stink. — Doc Rivers

Success is a great deodorant. — Elizabeth Taylor

Body odor mixed with deodorant must make chloroform. — Belle Aurora

Just be yourself and wear deodorant. — Jhene Aiko

I've turned down soap and deodorant commercials - it wasn't my route. — Mitch Gaylord

He sniffed his armpits just to see if they were rank, but they weren't. Let's hear it for twenty-first century deodorant. — Lisa Marie Rice

Winning is a great deodorant. — John Madden

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too. — George Burns

I may be nervous," I say.
"Okay, I'm really glad you said that, because I just went to the back room to put on more deodorant." Sebastian says. — Deb Caletti

Honey, I'd suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick! — Karen Walker