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There's no way around it - drama is very difficult to shoot. It's very heavy and something that you carry with you for the course of the day. — Denis Leary

Sometimes 'great acting' is just showing off - chewing up scenery and dialogue and other actors - the equivalent of a theatrical sugar rush. — Denis Leary

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad — Denis Leary

I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate. — Denis Leary

Doing the same character over and over, it gets boring. — Denis Leary

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh. It's almost too funny to get an award. — Denis Leary

Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter. — Denis Leary

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid. — Denis Leary

Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true. — Denis Leary

It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.' — Denis Leary

My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in. — Denis Leary

I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time. — Denis Leary

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct. — Denis Leary

Everyone should have an evil secret plan ... — Denis Leary

I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good! — Denis Leary

No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever. — Denis Leary

If a character dies, you get to do a big, juicy death scene. But the flip side is you're out of the sequel, which is where the real money is. — Denis Leary

I'm one of the people that when I wake up I have to do what I do. It's not like I want to do it. I kind of have to do it. — Denis Leary

The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don't. — Denis Leary

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them. — Denis Leary

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me! — Denis Leary

I needed someone really intense, but also somebody with a lot of theatrical credibility. — Denis Leary

I don't want to see a 'Sopranos' movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was on TV as opposed to becoming a movie. — Denis Leary

When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me. — Denis Leary

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. — Denis Leary

I really want to do a western film. It's one of my favorite movie genres of all time. — Denis Leary

No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about. — Denis Leary

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. — Denis Leary

When you write about real life, there's always a chance that somebody involved is going to see it and get upset. — Denis Leary

I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for the screen. — Denis Leary

Where I grew up, the basketball courts were rarely used. — Denis Leary

When I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down! — Denis Leary

Life Sucks,get a helmet — Denis Leary

It's human nature for people to expect people to be what they see on the screen. — Denis Leary

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house. — Denis Leary

I have a lot of conservative views on a lot of things. — Denis Leary

I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid. — Denis Leary

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much. — Denis Leary

I've been nominated for Emmys and Golden Globes, but I've never won one and I probably never will. — Denis Leary

I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day! — Denis Leary

If you're over 52 years old and you're on Facebook, do us all a favor and log off now. — Denis Leary

I like Jesus, I mean, I think he was a good guy. — Denis Leary

I know gay - gay people who aren't married who are better parents than some, you know, straight people I know who are married. — Denis Leary

Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer. — Denis Leary

There's nothing wrong with an actor that can't improvise, but if you're going to improvise, you gotta make sure you got people that can play the game. — Denis Leary

The Social Wishlist on Facebook is a great example of everything right about social media. — Denis Leary

I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan. — Denis Leary

The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin. — Denis Leary

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't. — Denis Leary

Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland. — Denis Leary

All knowledge is ultimately rooted in metaphorical (or analogical) modes of perception and thought. — Denis Leary

Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today. — Denis Leary

I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television. — Denis Leary

Usually when you watch a film, you're just sort of biting your nails about things you could have done differently. — Denis Leary

I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area. — Denis Leary

I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one. — Denis Leary

The best thing about series TV is that everyone you work with is hand-picked, as compared to working on a film. — Denis Leary

I really like 'Batman.' Not the TV show, but the dark 'Batman.' — Denis Leary

I didn't raise my kids with the fear of God. — Denis Leary

I like to give the actors freedom to take what we have on the page and improve on it. And they do that quite a bit. — Denis Leary

Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate. — Denis Leary

Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself. — Denis Leary

I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy. — Denis Leary

I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me! — Denis Leary

If you had no enemies, you had no fun. — Denis Leary

I'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice. — Denis Leary

I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids. — Denis Leary

Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces. — Denis Leary

Racism isn't born, folks. It's taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list. — Denis Leary

Don't buy the toys that make the noise! — Denis Leary

Once you have a firefighter in your family, your family and the families from his crew become one big extended family. — Denis Leary

Most people don't know how underpaid and often ill-equipped urban fire departments are across North America. — Denis Leary

How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean. — Denis Leary

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. — Denis Leary

I did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.' The rest of it I think stinks to the high heavens. — Denis Leary

It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever, — Denis Leary

My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave. — Denis Leary

I'm still pretty self-centered, greedy and angry. — Denis Leary

There's not going to be a 'Rescue Me' movie. Not a chance. — Denis Leary

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me. — Denis Leary

I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries. — Denis Leary

I'm no prophet and I'm no genius, but I can only tell you what I seem to know. As a fan of television and the movies, I think it's all for the better. — Denis Leary

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold." — Denis Leary

George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live. — Denis Leary

I'm a lapsed Catholic in the best sense of the word. — Denis Leary

Campbell [Scott] also directed me in a film with Hope Davis called Final. That was the first thing we did together, but I've known him for years. — Denis Leary

I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles. — Denis Leary

Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do. — Denis Leary

I can't text. My fingers are too big. — Denis Leary

Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever. — Denis Leary

Every job has parts of it that are a giant pain in the ass - whether you carry a penis or a purse. — Denis Leary

What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny. — Denis Leary

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture. — Denis Leary

When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with 'No Cure For Cancer.' — Denis Leary

I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy. — Denis Leary

I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence. — Denis Leary

I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention. — Denis Leary

We drink and we die and continue to drink. — Denis Leary

If you do good work, it tends to stick around. People still come up to me and say, 'The Ref' is my favorite Christmas movie.' — Denis Leary

Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup - that's it. — Denis Leary