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Deadpanned Quotes By Marina Keegan: Aging is harder for beautiful people, and Anna

Aging is harder for beautiful people, and Anna was beautiful. — Marina Keegan

Deadpanned Quotes By Amanda Carlson: She said something equivalent to 'over my dead

She said something equivalent to 'over my dead body.' To which your father deadpanned, I don't sleep with the dead. — Amanda Carlson

Deadpanned Quotes By Joel Siegel: The studio should not have released this film.

The studio should not have released this film. — Joel Siegel

Deadpanned Quotes By Todd Shryock: Do you know what that means?" "They have

Do you know what that means?" "They have three fewer ships?" Parks deadpanned. "Stop being an asshole, captain, I'm serious. — Todd Shryock

Deadpanned Quotes By Abigail Roux: For all I know, you look different by

For all I know, you look different by sunlight," Cameron prodded.
"I'm actually a blond," Julian deadpanned. — Abigail Roux

Deadpanned Quotes By Flora Roberts: Mr. Carter cleared his throat. "Soy sauce." He

Mr. Carter cleared his throat. "Soy sauce." He deadpanned. "Really, Sera? — Flora Roberts

Deadpanned Quotes By Daniel J. Koren: For what good is a measure of success

For what good is a measure of success when purchased with the coins of error?" In — Daniel J. Koren

Deadpanned Quotes By John Green: Who's my date" the Colonel asked.*You're girlfriend is

Who's my date" the Colonel asked.
*You're girlfriend is your date"
"All right" he said, and then deadpanned "but we don't get along very well — John Green

Deadpanned Quotes By William Hague: In my view what you can't argue for

In my view what you can't argue for is a system that is neither decisive nor proportional and can be indecisive and disproportionate at the same time. — William Hague

Deadpanned Quotes By Ransom Riggs: Oh, thank heavens! Someone remembered the bath mat,"

Oh, thank heavens! Someone remembered the bath mat," Enoch deadpanned. "We are saved. — Ransom Riggs

Deadpanned Quotes By Friedrich Schiller: Only through Beauty's morning-gate, dost thou penetrate the

Only through Beauty's morning-gate, dost thou penetrate the land of knowledge. — Friedrich Schiller

Deadpanned Quotes By Amy Sedaris: I'd just much rather see an ugly person

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out. — Amy Sedaris

Deadpanned Quotes By Dana Marton: Ah, you're warming up to me. You know

Ah, you're warming up to me. You know what comes next."
"Bitter disappointment?" she deadpanned. — Dana Marton

Deadpanned Quotes By Karina Halle: How was that compares to the other me?""Less

How was that compares to the other me?"
"Less dog breath," he deadpanned. — Karina Halle

Deadpanned Quotes By Dan Brown: The power of human thought grows exponentially with

The power of human thought grows exponentially with the number of minds that share that thought. — Dan Brown

Deadpanned Quotes By James Anthony Froude: Fling away your soul once for all, your

Fling away your soul once for all, your own small self; if you will find it again. Count not even on immortality. — James Anthony Froude

Deadpanned Quotes By Rick Riordan: Texting, even browsing the Internet - all these

Texting, even browsing the Internet - all these things can attract monsters. — Rick Riordan

Deadpanned Quotes By Dorothy McFalls: Kill the guard real dead for me," Matt

Kill the guard real dead for me," Matt said when Grayson made a move toward the door, "and pick up Chinese food". — Dorothy McFalls

Deadpanned Quotes By L.J. Maas: I cry too much to be butch." The

I cry too much to be butch." The artist deadpanned, raising an eyebrow filled with intimidation at the young woman. — L.J. Maas

Deadpanned Quotes By Marissa Meyer: Tapping a finger against the flesh of her

Tapping a finger against the flesh of her elbow, she deadpanned, Jacin Clay, there is an assassin under my bed. — Marissa Meyer

Deadpanned Quotes By Gautama Buddha: For those who are ready the door to

For those who are ready the door to the deathless state is open. If you have ears give up the conditions that bind you and enter in. — Gautama Buddha

Deadpanned Quotes By Antoine De Saint-Exupery: Well, I must endure the presence of a

Well, I must endure the presence of a few caterpillars if I wish to become acquainted with the butterflies. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Deadpanned Quotes By Jessica Verdi: What if the only thing that's standing between

What if the only thing that's standing between us right now is our fear? — Jessica Verdi

Deadpanned Quotes By Billy Joel: Every time I've held a rose,It seems I

Every time I've held a rose,
It seems I only felt the thorns — Billy Joel

Deadpanned Quotes By Sarah Jessica Parker: I'm less Pollyanna now. That's probably healthy.

I'm less Pollyanna now. That's probably healthy. — Sarah Jessica Parker

Deadpanned Quotes By Jamie McGuire: Are you about finished?" Hazel deadpanned. She looked

Are you about finished?" Hazel deadpanned. She looked at me. "He started his period this morning. — Jamie McGuire

Deadpanned Quotes By Shirley Williams: The danger of any new party at a

The danger of any new party at a time of disillusion with the old parties, is that it becomes all things to all men. — Shirley Williams