
You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left! —
Arsenio Hall

Today is 11/11/11, a date so simple even Rick Perry can remember it. —
Jimmy Fallon

I've done all my tricks. I'm tired of myself. —
Sandra Bullock

I love you, Lilli. So much I'm dizzy with it. —
Susan Fanetti

Truth is not a mystery - its greatest secrets are yours to know through simple honesty and surrender to what that honesty reveals. —
John De Ruiter

Would have been a different story if you'd come at us square. —
Anne Glynn

We all have some taste or other, of too ancient a date to admit of our remembering it was an acquired one. —
Charles Lamb

Men don't even ask me out. I can't remember the last time I was asked out on a date, and I'm talking years here. I spend my life more and more alone. —
Anna Nicole Smith

Now when I have to remember a date, all I have to do is consult my rap sheet. —
David Levithan

Allowing anger to seethe on the back burner will lead to a very large lid blowing off a very hot pot. —
Charles R. Swindoll

August 28th 2012. Remember that date. It marks the day when the world went raving mad. —
George Monbiot

It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays. —
Abbi Glines

You will expect me to discuss the late election. Well, as nearly as I can learn, we did not have enough votes on our side. —
Herbert Hoover

You can't be so frightened of what might happen that you are unwilling to act. —
Brandon Sanderson